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1. The WOEG

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
3
Reviews
217
Views
6,912
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Marauders go on a camping trip to Australia for Muggle Studies. In between writing with stones, muggle plane trips, drop toilets, saggy tents, heavy packs and lost love - What more could go wrong? A lot.
Words
5,851
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-04-29 3:13am
Last Chapter
2006-06-04 8:38pm
Last Updated
2006-06-04 8:38pm

2. All's Fair in Pranks and War .... Not to Mention Love!

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
8
Reviews
272
Views
10,535
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All's fair in pranks and war - right? What about love? Lily's isn't so sure about this one... but James sure is! Reposted! **CHAPTER EIGHT UP!!**
Words
7,793
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Narcissa, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-12-13 11:27am
Last Chapter
2006-03-23 2:39am
Last Updated
2006-03-24 1:01am

3. Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
5
Reviews
248
Views
9,661
CUTE! HUGE!
A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?
Words
6,113
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-01-16 3:24am
Last Chapter
2006-03-23 2:37am
Last Updated
2006-03-23 2:37am

4. Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen

By Drunk Elves
Rating
15+
Chapters
3
Reviews
213
Views
5,804

A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape
Words
5,261
Characters
OC, Oliver Wood, Fred/George
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-01-21 5:14pm
Last Chapter
2006-02-27 6:46am
Last Updated
2006-03-04 5:07am

5. My Favourite Things

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
143
Views
2,649
James hears a noise coming from baby Harry's room. Well, not really a noise... more like the sound of music...
Words
980
Characters
Harry, James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-01-06 9:37am
Last Chapter
2006-01-06 9:37am
Last Updated
2006-02-05 12:57am

6. Rag Doll

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
52
Views
1,006
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‘I’d change her sad rags into glad rags if I could My folks won’t let me ’cause they say that she’s no good’ Draco/Ginny ficlet, completely spur of the moment, for 'Out of your Realm', Winky challenged Dobby to write it, and Dobby actually took it seriously, unfortunately. Banner:ava.baudelaire
Words
1,237
Characters
Draco, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-01-03 11:10am
Last Chapter
2006-01-03 11:10am
Last Updated
2006-03-02 11:44am

7. Friends

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
35
Views
906
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James, contemplating his relationship with his friends. Not like that you sick people! Just kidding. R & R! **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
852
Characters
James, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:54pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:54pm
Last Updated
2005-12-19 10:16am

8. Perfect

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
35
Views
998
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Sirius’s father didn’t care about his son anymore, it seemed. ‘Well, this son,’ Sirius thought bitterly. Songfic, to Simple Plan's Perfect. **Posted with Winky's permission** Banner: Tomfoolery
Words
1,162
Characters
Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:49pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:49pm
Last Updated
2006-02-10 10:59am

9. First Signs of Magic - A Hermione Granger Story

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
70
Views
1,544
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She would read textbooks during break time when the other children were outside playing and would answer every question in class and pass every test perfectly. She would do extra credit whenever possible and while this pleased her parents, it didn’t get rid of her terrible loneliness. Banner:secret_soul
Words
2,296
Characters
Hermione
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:48pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:48pm
Last Updated
2006-03-04 5:28am

10. Daydreaming

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
103
Views
2,910
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“Ron, of course you can sit with me,” said Hermione, feeling curious as to what he wanted to talk to her about. “Whatever is the matter?” Banner by potterfan226
Words
1,253
Characters
Hermione, Ron
Primary Relationship
Ron/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:47pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:47pm
Last Updated
2006-02-05 6:05am

11. Full Moon Rising

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
39
Views
659
Banner by Winky
Remus, thinking about the ways of the moon and remembering something. What thoughts does this particular memory bring?
Words
2,425
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-17 9:17am
Last Chapter
2005-12-17 9:17am
Last Updated
2005-12-17 9:17am

12. Babysitting Harry

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
229
Views
6,004
Banner by the ALL TIME MARVELOUS WINKY!!!
Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Is that really the wisest choice?
Words
1,837
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-16 4:47pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-16 4:47pm
Last Updated
2005-12-16 4:47pm

13. Everytime

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
32
Views
765
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Sirius reflects on that dreaded night. Another Simple Plan songfic from the DRUNKIES! A memoir from Sirius to James.
Words
721
Characters
Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:49am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:49am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:49am

14. Another Normal Day in the Weasley Household

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
195
Views
3,716
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The Ron/Hermione bickering is getting to everyone. Nobody can take it anymore. What will our little matchmakers do to make the normal day perhaps not so normal? Banner by VenusXGoddess
Words
2,156
Characters
Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron
Primary Relationship
Ron/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:46am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:46am
Last Updated
2006-02-10 10:54am

15. Because That Is the Way I Am

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
54
Views
1,201
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**Posted with permission of Winky** No one has ever understood me. No one has ever seen my core. I guess you never see another person’s core, not fully. But no one has ever tried to delve down deep into my core. No one. Banner:x_halawa_x
Words
826
Characters
OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:24am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:24am
Last Updated
2006-03-01 11:41am

16. Accidentally In Love

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
102
Views
2,638
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So she said what's the problem baby - Remus doesn't know what the problem is. Or he won't tell Tonks, either one... **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
916
Characters
Remus Lupin, Tonks
Primary Relationship
Remus/Tonks
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, Songfic, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:23am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:23am
Last Updated
2006-03-09 9:28am

17. Smudge

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
269
Views
4,280
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.
Banner by the ULTIMATE BANNER MAKER!!! WINKY!! MOO  HA HA!!
Words
2,382
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:16am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:16am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:16am

18. Save the Last Dance For Me

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
69
Views
2,250
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A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
4,150
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:14am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:14am
Last Updated
2006-03-15 1:50am

19. Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners and Bavarian Fruitcakes

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
41
Views
1,822
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A stoopid ball fic, with a few twists, hopefully original. This fic was entered in the Writers' Duel 'Pumpkin Juice and Broomsticks'.
Words
5,044
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lucius
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:06am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:06am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:06am

20. Leaves

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
95
Views
2,853
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Suddenly the girl looked up. "Do you think I'm pretty?" she asked. **Posted with Winky's permission** The boy seemed to consider this for a moment. Thought lines creased in his forehead. "No," he finally replied.
Words
801
Characters
Dumbledore, James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-12 4:53am
Last Chapter
2005-12-12 4:53am
Last Updated
2005-12-12 4:53am

21. Addicted To You

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
66
Views
2,197
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A story about Lily and James and the day that changed their lives. Songfic, to Simple Plan's 'Addicted'. **Posted with the permission of Winky**
Words
1,197
Characters
James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:10pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:10pm
Last Updated
2006-01-07 5:46am

22. Visiting Har- I Mean, Ron

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
126
Views
3,410
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“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing… -pgs 390 – 391, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBanner:Lady Scorpion
Words
2,863
Characters
Ginny, Harry, Ron
Primary Relationship
Harry/Ginny
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, General
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Updated
2006-02-14 11:20am

23. Discussing the Match

By Drunk Elves
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
152
Views
4,256
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting What happened after the kiss in the common room? Did Harry and Ginny get time to discuss the match...? **REVISED EDITION** Banner: Accapella
Words
1,328
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Harry/Ginny
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Updated
2006-02-05 1:00am

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