1. The WOEG
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 3
- Reviews
- 217
- Views
- 7,057

Words
5,851
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-04-29 3:13am
Last Chapter
2006-06-04 8:38pm
Last Updated
2006-06-04 8:38pm
2. All's Fair in Pranks and War .... Not to Mention Love!
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 8
- Reviews
- 272
- Views
- 10,696

All's fair in pranks and war - right? What about love? Lily's isn't so sure about this one... but James sure is! Reposted! **CHAPTER EIGHT UP!!**
Words
7,793
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Narcissa, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-12-13 11:27am
Last Chapter
2006-03-23 2:39am
Last Updated
2006-03-24 1:01am
3. Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 5
- Reviews
- 248
- Views
- 9,776

A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?
Words
6,113
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-01-16 3:24am
Last Chapter
2006-03-23 2:37am
Last Updated
2006-03-23 2:37am
4. Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 15+
- Chapters
- 3
- Reviews
- 213
- Views
- 5,900

A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape
Words
5,261
Characters
OC, Oliver Wood, Fred/George
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-01-21 5:14pm
Last Chapter
2006-02-27 6:46am
Last Updated
2006-03-04 5:07am
5. My Favourite Things
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 143
- Views
- 2,674
James hears a noise coming from baby Harry's room. Well, not really a noise... more like the sound of music...
Words
980
Characters
Harry, James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-01-06 9:37am
Last Chapter
2006-01-06 9:37am
Last Updated
2006-02-05 12:57am
6. Rag Doll
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 52
- Views
- 1,031

‘I’d change her sad rags into glad rags if I could My folks won’t let me ’cause they say that she’s no good’ Draco/Ginny ficlet, completely spur of the moment, for 'Out of your Realm', Winky challenged Dobby to write it, and Dobby actually took it seriously, unfortunately. Banner:ava.baudelaire
Words
1,237
Characters
Draco, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-01-03 11:10am
Last Chapter
2006-01-03 11:10am
Last Updated
2006-03-02 11:44am
7. Friends
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 35
- Views
- 919

James, contemplating his relationship with his friends. Not like that you sick people! Just kidding. R & R! **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
852
Characters
James, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:54pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:54pm
Last Updated
2005-12-19 10:16am
8. Perfect
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 35
- Views
- 1,016

Sirius’s father didn’t care about his son anymore, it seemed. ‘Well, this son,’ Sirius thought bitterly. Songfic, to Simple Plan's Perfect. **Posted with Winky's permission** Banner: Tomfoolery
Words
1,162
Characters
Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:49pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:49pm
Last Updated
2006-02-10 10:59am
9. First Signs of Magic - A Hermione Granger Story
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 70
- Views
- 1,565

She would read textbooks during break time when the other children were outside playing and would answer every question in class and pass every test perfectly. She would do extra credit whenever possible and while this pleased her parents, it didn’t get rid of her terrible loneliness. Banner:secret_soul
Words
2,296
Characters
Hermione
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:48pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:48pm
Last Updated
2006-03-04 5:28am
10. Daydreaming
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 103
- Views
- 2,925

“Ron, of course you can sit with me,” said Hermione, feeling curious as to what he wanted to talk to her about. “Whatever is the matter?” Banner by potterfan226
Words
1,253
Characters
Hermione, Ron
Primary Relationship
Ron/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-18 4:47pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-18 4:47pm
Last Updated
2006-02-05 6:05am
11. Full Moon Rising
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 39
- Views
- 672

Remus, thinking about the ways of the moon and remembering something. What thoughts does this particular memory bring?
Words
2,425
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-17 9:17am
Last Chapter
2005-12-17 9:17am
Last Updated
2005-12-17 9:17am
12. Babysitting Harry
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 229
- Views
- 6,180

Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Is that really the wisest choice?
Words
1,837
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-16 4:47pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-16 4:47pm
Last Updated
2005-12-16 4:47pm
13. Everytime
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 32
- Views
- 785

Sirius reflects on that dreaded night. Another Simple Plan songfic from the DRUNKIES! A memoir from Sirius to James.
Words
721
Characters
Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:49am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:49am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:49am
14. Another Normal Day in the Weasley Household
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 195
- Views
- 3,761

The Ron/Hermione bickering is getting to everyone. Nobody can take it anymore. What will our little matchmakers do to make the normal day perhaps not so normal? Banner by VenusXGoddess
Words
2,156
Characters
Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron
Primary Relationship
Ron/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, General, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:46am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:46am
Last Updated
2006-02-10 10:54am
15. Because That Is the Way I Am
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 54
- Views
- 1,216

**Posted with permission of Winky** No one has ever understood me. No one has ever seen my core. I guess you never see another person’s core, not fully. But no one has ever tried to delve down deep into my core. No one. Banner:x_halawa_x
Words
826
Characters
OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:24am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:24am
Last Updated
2006-03-01 11:41am
16. Accidentally In Love
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 102
- Views
- 2,677

So she said what's the problem baby - Remus doesn't know what the problem is. Or he won't tell Tonks, either one... **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
916
Characters
Remus Lupin, Tonks
Primary Relationship
Remus/Tonks
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor, Songfic, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:23am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:23am
Last Updated
2006-03-09 9:28am
17. Smudge
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 269
- Views
- 4,319
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.


Words
2,382
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Fluff
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:16am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:16am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:16am
18. Save the Last Dance For Me
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 69
- Views
- 2,269

A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**
Words
4,150
Characters
James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:14am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:14am
Last Updated
2006-03-15 1:50am
19. Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners and Bavarian Fruitcakes
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 41
- Views
- 1,842

A stoopid ball fic, with a few twists, hopefully original. This fic was entered in the Writers' Duel 'Pumpkin Juice and Broomsticks'.
Words
5,044
Characters
James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lucius
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Humor
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-13 11:06am
Last Chapter
2005-12-13 11:06am
Last Updated
2005-12-13 11:06am
20. Leaves
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 95
- Views
- 2,871

Suddenly the girl looked up. "Do you think I'm pretty?" she asked. **Posted with Winky's permission** The boy seemed to consider this for a moment. Thought lines creased in his forehead. "No," he finally replied.
Words
801
Characters
Dumbledore, James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-12 4:53am
Last Chapter
2005-12-12 4:53am
Last Updated
2005-12-12 4:53am
21. Addicted To You
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 66
- Views
- 2,212

A story about Lily and James and the day that changed their lives. Songfic, to Simple Plan's 'Addicted'. **Posted with the permission of Winky**
Words
1,197
Characters
James, Lily
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, Songfic, Angst
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:10pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:10pm
Last Updated
2006-01-07 5:46am
22. Visiting Har- I Mean, Ron
By Drunk Elves- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 126
- Views
- 3,445

“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing… -pgs 390 – 391, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBanner:Lady Scorpion
Words
2,863
Characters
Ginny, Harry, Ron
Primary Relationship
Harry/Ginny
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Romance, General
Era
Advisory
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Updated
2006-02-14 11:20am
Words
1,328
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Harry/Ginny
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Chapter
2005-12-11 9:07pm
Last Updated
2006-02-05 1:00am
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