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1. The WOEG

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

3

Reviews

217

Views

6,912

The Marauders go on a camping trip to Australia for Muggle Studies. In between writing with stones, muggle plane trips, drop toilets, saggy tents, heavy packs and lost love - What more could go wrong? A lot.

Words

5,851

Characters

Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Pettigrew

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing

Genre(s)

General, Humor, Romance

Era

Marauders

Advisory

Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2006-04-29 3:13am

Last Chapter

2006-06-04 8:38pm

Last Updated

2006-06-04 8:38pm

2. All's Fair in Pranks and War .... Not to Mention Love!

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

8

Reviews

272

Views

10,535

All's fair in pranks and war - right? What about love? Lily's isn't so sure about this one... but James sure is! Reposted! **CHAPTER EIGHT UP!!**

Words

7,793

Characters

James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Narcissa, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew, M. McGonagall

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance

Era

Advisory

Mild Language

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2005-12-13 11:27am

Last Chapter

2006-03-23 2:39am

Last Updated

2006-03-24 1:01am

3. Planet Gazing: Looking at Uranus

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

5

Reviews

248

Views

9,661

A weird, random, disturbing LJ fic. It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue. Will rumours, embarrassing situations and one extremely inexperienced matchmaker make two worst enemies change their minds about each other?

Words

6,113

Characters

James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Snape, Lucius, Peter Pettigrew

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor, Fluff

Era

Advisory

Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2006-01-16 3:24am

Last Chapter

2006-03-23 2:37am

Last Updated

2006-03-23 2:37am

4. Questions, Qualms, Queries, Quokkas, and Quiches of a Quidditch Queen

By Drunk Elves

Rating

15+

Chapters

3

Reviews

213

Views

5,804

A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year ravenclaws and quidditch equipment. Katie Bell, Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet all on the quest to find just how long beaters bats are. Banner:Midnight Cityscape

Words

5,261

Characters

OC, Oliver Wood, Fred/George

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor

Era

Advisory

Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2006-01-21 5:14pm

Last Chapter

2006-02-27 6:46am

Last Updated

2006-03-04 5:07am

5. My Favourite Things

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

143

Views

2,649

James hears a noise coming from baby Harry's room. Well, not really a noise... more like the sound of music...

Words

980

Characters

Harry, James, Lily

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Songfic, General, Fluff

Era

Advisory

Status

Completed

First Published

2006-01-06 9:37am

Last Chapter

2006-01-06 9:37am

Last Updated

2006-02-05 12:57am

6. Rag Doll

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

52

Views

1,006

‘I’d change her sad rags into glad rags if I could My folks won’t let me ’cause they say that she’s no good’ Draco/Ginny ficlet, completely spur of the moment, for 'Out of your Realm', Winky challenged Dobby to write it, and Dobby actually took it seriously, unfortunately. Banner:ava.baudelaire

Words

1,237

Characters

Draco, Ginny

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Songfic, Angst

Era

Advisory

Status

Completed

First Published

2006-01-03 11:10am

Last Chapter

2006-01-03 11:10am

Last Updated

2006-03-02 11:44am

7. Friends

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

35

Views

906

James, contemplating his relationship with his friends. Not like that you sick people! Just kidding. R & R! **Posted with Winky's permission**

Words

852

Characters

James, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

General, Angst

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-18 4:54pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-18 4:54pm

Last Updated

2005-12-19 10:16am

8. Perfect

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

35

Views

998

Sirius’s father didn’t care about his son anymore, it seemed. ‘Well, this son,’ Sirius thought bitterly. Songfic, to Simple Plan's Perfect. **Posted with Winky's permission** Banner: Tomfoolery

Words

1,162

Characters

Sirius Black

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Songfic, Angst

Era

Advisory

Mild Language, Mild Violence

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-18 4:49pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-18 4:49pm

Last Updated

2006-02-10 10:59am

9. First Signs of Magic - A Hermione Granger Story

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

70

Views

1,544

She would read textbooks during break time when the other children were outside playing and would answer every question in class and pass every test perfectly. She would do extra credit whenever possible and while this pleased her parents, it didn’t get rid of her terrible loneliness. Banner:secret_soul

Words

2,296

Characters

Hermione

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

General, Angst

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-18 4:48pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-18 4:48pm

Last Updated

2006-03-04 5:28am

10. Daydreaming

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

103

Views

2,910

“Ron, of course you can sit with me,” said Hermione, feeling curious as to what he wanted to talk to her about. “Whatever is the matter?” Banner by potterfan226

Words

1,253

Characters

Hermione, Ron

Primary Relationship

Ron/Hermione

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Humor, Fluff

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-18 4:47pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-18 4:47pm

Last Updated

2006-02-05 6:05am

11. Full Moon Rising

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

39

Views

659

Remus, thinking about the ways of the moon and remembering something. What thoughts does this particular memory bring?

Words

2,425

Characters

James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

General, Angst

Era

Advisory

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-17 9:17am

Last Chapter

2005-12-17 9:17am

Last Updated

2005-12-17 9:17am

12. Babysitting Harry

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

229

Views

6,004

Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Is that really the wisest choice?

Words

1,837

Characters

James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Humor, General, Fluff

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-16 4:47pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-16 4:47pm

Last Updated

2005-12-16 4:47pm

13. Everytime

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

32

Views

765

Sirius reflects on that dreaded night. Another Simple Plan songfic from the DRUNKIES! A memoir from Sirius to James.

Words

721

Characters

Sirius Black

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

General, Angst

Era

Advisory

Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:49am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:49am

Last Updated

2005-12-13 11:49am

14. Another Normal Day in the Weasley Household

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

195

Views

3,716

The Ron/Hermione bickering is getting to everyone. Nobody can take it anymore. What will our little matchmakers do to make the normal day perhaps not so normal? Banner by VenusXGoddess

Words

2,156

Characters

Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron

Primary Relationship

Ron/Hermione

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor, General, Fluff

Era

Advisory

Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:46am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:46am

Last Updated

2006-02-10 10:54am

15. Because That Is the Way I Am

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

54

Views

1,201

**Posted with permission of Winky** No one has ever understood me. No one has ever seen my core. I guess you never see another person’s core, not fully. But no one has ever tried to delve down deep into my core. No one. Banner:x_halawa_x

Words

826

Characters

OC

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

General, Angst

Era

Advisory

Mild Language

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:24am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:24am

Last Updated

2006-03-01 11:41am

16. Accidentally In Love

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

102

Views

2,638

So she said what's the problem baby - Remus doesn't know what the problem is. Or he won't tell Tonks, either one... **Posted with Winky's permission**

Words

916

Characters

Remus Lupin, Tonks

Primary Relationship

Remus/Tonks

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor, Songfic, Fluff

Era

Advisory

Mild Language

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:23am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:23am

Last Updated

2006-03-09 9:28am

17. Smudge

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

269

Views

4,280

There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE!! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. Ruined with a smudge.

Words

2,382

Characters

James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Humor, Fluff

Era

Advisory

Mild Language

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:16am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:16am

Last Updated

2005-12-13 11:16am

18. Save the Last Dance For Me

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

69

Views

2,250

A stoopid Christmas fic, featuring Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends. **Posted with Winky's permission**

Words

4,150

Characters

James, Lily, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor

Era

Advisory

Mild Language

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:14am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:14am

Last Updated

2006-03-15 1:50am

19. Pumpkin Juice, Dance Partners and Bavarian Fruitcakes

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

41

Views

1,822

A stoopid ball fic, with a few twists, hopefully original. This fic was entered in the Writers' Duel 'Pumpkin Juice and Broomsticks'.

Words

5,044

Characters

James, Lily, OC, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Lucius

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Humor

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-13 11:06am

Last Chapter

2005-12-13 11:06am

Last Updated

2005-12-13 11:06am

20. Leaves

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

95

Views

2,853

Suddenly the girl looked up. "Do you think I'm pretty?" she asked. **Posted with Winky's permission** The boy seemed to consider this for a moment. Thought lines creased in his forehead. "No," he finally replied.

Words

801

Characters

Dumbledore, James, Lily

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Angst

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-12 4:53am

Last Chapter

2005-12-12 4:53am

Last Updated

2005-12-12 4:53am

21. Addicted To You

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

66

Views

2,197

A story about Lily and James and the day that changed their lives. Songfic, to Simple Plan's 'Addicted'. **Posted with the permission of Winky**

Words

1,197

Characters

James, Lily

Primary Relationship

James/Lily

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, Songfic, Angst

Era

Advisory

No Warnings

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-11 9:10pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-11 9:10pm

Last Updated

2006-01-07 5:46am

22. Visiting Har- I Mean, Ron

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

126

Views

3,410

“Ginny came in to visit while you were unconscious,” he [Ron] said, after a long pause, and Harry’s imagination zoomed into overdrive, rapidly constructing a scene in which Ginny, weeping over his lifeless form, confessed her feelings of deep attraction to him while Ron gave them his blessing… -pgs 390 – 391, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceBanner:Lady Scorpion

Words

2,863

Characters

Ginny, Harry, Ron

Primary Relationship

Harry/Ginny

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Romance, General

Era

Advisory

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-11 9:07pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-11 9:07pm

Last Updated

2006-02-14 11:20am

23. Discussing the Match

By Drunk Elves

Rating

12+

Chapters

1

Reviews

152

Views

4,256

What happened after the kiss in the common room? Did Harry and Ginny get time to discuss the match...? **REVISED EDITION** Banner: Accapella

Words

1,328

Characters

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny

Primary Relationship

Harry/Ginny

Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Humor, Romance

Era

Hogwarts

Advisory

Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-12-11 9:07pm

Last Chapter

2005-12-11 9:07pm

Last Updated

2006-02-05 1:00am