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1. Distinctly Disenchanted

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
17
Reviews
276
Views
41,767
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Waking up in a fairy tale world was the least of their problems. 

a Lily/James fairytale - sort of.
Words
66,350
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-07-07 12:40pm
Last Chapter
2012-09-22 4:25pm
Last Updated
2012-09-22 4:34pm

2. Your Ghost

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
6
Views
583
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Written for Jess the Enthusiast's John Green Quote challenge

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You're not that tough.

Emmeline Vance/Benjy Fenwick

Words
3,585
Characters
OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Romance, Angst
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2012-09-16 4:47pm
Last Chapter
2012-09-16 4:58pm
Last Updated
2012-09-16 5:14pm

3. The Elusive T

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
6
Reviews
34
Views
9,728
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It was the greatest girls’ night of the century - or at least Lucy thinks it was. With a memory as empty as her wallet, there are only two clear indications of what happened last night: the man’s shirt she woke up in and the smudged writing on the back of her hand. What it all means, no one knows, but that doesn’t mean Lucy is going to let that swot Rose beat her to the punch.
Words
21,465
Characters
Teddy, Rose, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-02-07 12:23pm
Last Chapter
2012-09-10 7:29pm
Last Updated
2012-09-10 7:29pm

4. The Flood

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
2
Views
486
"Salazar, no!"
Words
1,895
Characters
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Angst
Era
Founders
Advisory
Mild Violence
Status
Completed
First Published
2012-09-10 3:42am
Last Chapter
2012-09-10 3:57am
Last Updated
2012-09-10 3:57am

5. A Bump in the Road

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
6
Reviews
54
Views
8,972
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Nine months; two hundred and seventy days. Unexpectedly thrust on a journey into the unknown, James and Lily Potter are about to learn what to expect while they're expecting, and that only one thing is for certain: there is sure to be a bump along the way.
Words
12,621
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-04-06 12:25pm
Last Chapter
2012-09-04 11:14pm
Last Updated
2012-09-04 11:14pm

6. Hung Up

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
2
Reviews
6
Views
1,150
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Lucy Weasley had her hang-ups, but she was able to manage them. Sort of.
Then Scorpius Malfoy came waltzing through the door.
And she thought dealing with a Splinching was complicated.
Words
4,223
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, Hugo, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-09-10 2:06pm
Last Chapter
2012-07-19 8:15pm
Last Updated
2012-07-19 8:15pm

7. Hugo Weasley's Cool Ideas

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
3
Reviews
16
Views
2,699
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Between fending off advances from his cousin’s best friend (who’s a guy), getting over an unnatural fear of heights, and preparing for O.W.L.s, Hugo Weasley’s already got a lot on his plate. Add in the possibly of another sibling and planning the greatest prank of all time, great marks for his fifth year be damned--he'll be lucky to survive.
Words
6,545
Characters
Charlie, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-05-01 4:53pm
Last Chapter
2011-09-07 2:59pm
Last Updated
2011-09-07 2:59pm

8. Morning People

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
18
Views
2,377
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
an L/J one-shot
Words
4,185
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2011-09-01 3:02pm
Last Chapter
2011-09-01 3:05pm
Last Updated
2011-09-01 3:49pm

9. Frosted Windowpanes

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
4
Views
644
Over the years, Teddy’s always tried to keep Rose’s belief in Santa Claus alive.
Words
879
Characters
Teddy, Rose
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-12-19 10:26pm
Last Chapter
2010-12-19 10:31pm
Last Updated
2012-09-11 2:04am

10. Frosty the Jamesman

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
15
Views
1,625
“What in the name of Merlin’s best pants possessed those idiots to turn you into a snowman!?”
A Lily and James Christmas story.

Words
3,313
Characters
Lily, James
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-12-18 6:27pm
Last Chapter
2010-12-18 6:32pm
Last Updated
2010-12-18 6:32pm

11. Lovefools

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
12
Views
1,576
Then again, I thought my parents were smart enough to see that they loved each other, but obviously I was wrong there.

Idiots.

A Conventional Wisdom companion piece!
Words
817
Characters
OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-08-13 11:18am
Last Chapter
2010-08-13 11:20am
Last Updated
2010-08-13 11:20am

12. Tidal

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
2
Reviews
9
Views
1,179
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He has traded one prison in for another. Sure, the warm rooms of Grimmauld Place are a slight improvement over the dank cells of Azkaban, but Sirius Black is merely a foreigner in a strange land. As the real-world pressures of relationships and responsibilities crash down on him, he can only do one of two things -- sink or swim.
Words
2,109
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Mrs. Figg, Mundungus, Moody, Shacklebolt, Tonks, Arthur, Molly
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Arthur/Molly, Remus/Tonks, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Horror/Dark, Angst
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-07-19 12:37pm
Last Chapter
2010-08-10 8:24pm
Last Updated
2010-08-10 8:27pm

13. Committed

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
7
Reviews
87
Views
7,755



Mark is convinced that unicorns are evil. Laura sees little green people. Benny can’t control his kleptomania and June thinks that it’s 1969. I’m trapped in a room full of loons and the worst part is? It’s voluntary. Hi. I’m Hugo Weasley and I’ve been just committed. 

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Words
22,908
Characters
Ron, Hermione, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2009-07-30 6:36pm
Last Chapter
2010-08-08 2:26pm
Last Updated
2010-08-08 2:26pm

14. Pragmatic

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
2
Reviews
12
Views
1,413
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Stubborn, practical, and extremely judgmental, Lucy Weasley is everything her father could have wanted. So when she is called to Malfoy Manor to assist a dying Narcissa, it is under the pretense that her obnoxious grandson will be nowhere in sight. Naturally, Scorpius returns to the Manor for a surprise visit, bringing with him the very last person she wanted to see: her best friend.
Words
3,666
Characters
Percy, Narcissa, Draco, Scorpius, Hugo, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-12-14 4:42pm
Last Chapter
2010-07-24 10:30pm
Last Updated
2010-07-24 10:30pm

15. Electric Twist

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Reviews
75
Views
11,223
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And the touch of your lips it's a shock not a kiss.


Roxanne Weasley was determined to get through one day of work without staring at Teddy Lupin (and his perfect bum). She hasn’t been successful thus far, but tomorrow’s another day. Maybe then, she can decide what she would do if he ever stared back.
Words
39,062
Characters
Harry, George, Teddy, Albus, James (II), Victoire
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2009-10-31 1:39pm
Last Chapter
2010-07-08 4:29pm
Last Updated
2010-07-08 4:29pm

16. Orange Marmalade

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
4
Reviews
27
Views
4,041
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Maybe you could stay, just one more little day.


Love is like the tide, rising and falling, coming and going. The ebb and flow of their relationship was never consistent nor was it easy, but he wanted it. He wanted her, all of her, even if it meant giving all of himself.

A Charlie Weasley love story.
Words
6,324
Characters
Bill, Charlie, Molly, Percy, Teddy, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Fluff, Romance
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2010-04-17 6:03pm
Last Chapter
2010-07-01 7:31pm
Last Updated
2010-08-12 4:08pm

17. Fields of Gold

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
11
Views
1,509
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It was a moment so like many others, it was entirely theirs.



Lily/James
Words
948
Characters
Lily, James
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, General, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-06-27 2:20pm
Last Chapter
2010-06-27 2:23pm
Last Updated
2010-06-27 10:41pm

18. Conventional Wisdom

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
22
Reviews
673
Views
141,377
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My best friend is getting married. I should be happy, but there's just one small problem: He's not marrying me. And I'm the mother of his child. What worse is that his fiancee asked me to be her maid of honor. Merlin, I should've stayed in bloody Panama.
Words
112,253
Characters
James (II), OC
Primary Relationship
James/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Completed
First Published
2009-02-06 7:09pm
Last Chapter
2010-06-21 1:43pm
Last Updated
2011-09-09 6:14pm

19. Glimpse

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
16
Views
1,758
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There were times when he had a sneaking suspicion that she was staring at him.

A L/J ONE-SHOT


Words
1,156
Characters
Lily, James
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily
Genre(s)
Fluff, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-06-18 12:57pm
Last Chapter
2010-06-18 1:00pm
Last Updated
2010-06-18 1:00pm

20. if you could save me

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
7
Views
853
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He’s not ready to let go. Not yet, not now. But he knows the moment is close.
Words
848
Characters
Charlie, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Angst
Era
Other
Advisory
Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-03-29 4:08pm
Last Chapter
2010-03-29 4:10pm
Last Updated
2010-03-29 4:10pm

21. Cry Wolf

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
2
Reviews
4
Views
700
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Hestia Jones has been dreaming; dreams of forests, a chase and a man's voice; dreams that are more like nightmares; dreams that coincide with the disappearance of students from Hogwarts. They say there's no reward for crying wolf but when Hestia finds a werewolf prowling the grounds of Hogwarts, what can she do but do just that?
Words
5,919
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Horror/Dark, Mystery, Angst
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-03-08 6:40pm
Last Chapter
2010-03-25 8:05pm
Last Updated
2010-03-25 8:05pm

22. Lady Luck

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
Mature
Chapters
1
Reviews
4
Views
1,062
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Charlie Weasley's always had horrid luck with women, but perhaps an impromptu trip to Ireland can change that.
Words
3,800
Characters
Charlie, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-03-17 12:58pm
Last Chapter
2010-03-17 1:01pm
Last Updated
2010-03-17 1:01pm

23. On the Horizon

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
7
Views
596
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She feels flustered and her head is trapped in vertigo, but still, she does not stop, despite his warning.
Words
639
Characters
OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, General, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-03-03 5:36pm
Last Chapter
2010-03-03 5:38pm
Last Updated
2010-03-03 5:38pm

24. Last Goodbye

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
3
Views
654
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As much as she cherished his warm caress and his gentle heart, she refused to be the woman to drain him so completely that he was ruined for all other women.
Words
1,515
Characters
OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Romance, Angst
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-02-18 2:33pm
Last Chapter
2010-02-18 2:37pm
Last Updated
2010-02-18 2:37pm

25. Take

By SnitchSnatcher
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
5
Views
782
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You're draining them, but you make no move to stop it.
Words
1,010
Characters
Scorpius, Hugo, Rose
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-02-15 12:43pm
Last Chapter
2010-02-15 12:45pm
Last Updated
2010-02-15 12:45pm

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