1. The Puzzling Prattlings of a Pulchritudinous Potions Professor
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 18
- Reviews
- 1,107
- Views
- 154,096
Hilarious banner by follow_the_butterflies!

Severus Snape, UNWRAPPED.
(If you don't laugh when you read this story, you probably don't know how to.)
Final chapter up! But look out for a sequel...

Severus Snape, UNWRAPPED.
(If you don't laugh when you read this story, you probably don't know how to.)
Final chapter up! But look out for a sequel...
Words
29,588
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-10-20 5:51pm
Last Chapter
2018-01-30 10:11pm
Last Updated
2018-01-30 10:11pm
2. Severely, Severus
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 2
- Reviews
- 142
- Views
- 8,303
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Sequel to P^5. You will enjoy it like a spirited romp through the meadows. With Severus Snape. (This is Harry's second year at Hogwarts, according to Severus. Be prepared to giggle like McGonagall and chortle like Filch.) Enjoy.

Sequel to P^5. You will enjoy it like a spirited romp through the meadows. With Severus Snape. (This is Harry's second year at Hogwarts, according to Severus. Be prepared to giggle like McGonagall and chortle like Filch.) Enjoy.
Words
3,035
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-07-31 11:51pm
Last Chapter
2009-09-30 1:08am
Last Updated
2009-09-30 6:11pm
3. Rat
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 15+
- Chapters
- 26
- Reviews
- 124
- Views
- 18,201
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When Gryffindor Peter Pettigrew and Hufflepuff Hestia Jones begin to date, they are considered Hogwarts' cutest couple. Why, then, do they spend their lives separated and miserable? And why does Hestia, the faithful Order member, write her story from Azkaban, alone in a cell? This is Rat, the story of cowardice, love, and coercion that surrounds the downfall of Peter Pettigrew.

When Gryffindor Peter Pettigrew and Hufflepuff Hestia Jones begin to date, they are considered Hogwarts' cutest couple. Why, then, do they spend their lives separated and miserable? And why does Hestia, the faithful Order member, write her story from Azkaban, alone in a cell? This is Rat, the story of cowardice, love, and coercion that surrounds the downfall of Peter Pettigrew.
Words
60,296
Characters
Snape, Pettigrew, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Snape/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Romance, Angst
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-08-02 10:20pm
Last Chapter
2008-08-15 2:01am
Last Updated
2008-08-16 1:12am
4. Eye to Eye
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 9
- Views
- 1,262
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For the first and last times in their lives, James Potter and Severus Snape see eye to eye....

For the first and last times in their lives, James Potter and Severus Snape see eye to eye....
Words
5,363
Characters
Snape, Lily, James
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Snape/Lily
Genre(s)
General
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-07-11 1:12am
Last Chapter
2008-07-11 1:28am
Last Updated
2008-08-23 12:40am
5. We Were Brave Once
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 22
- Views
- 1,255
Seventeen years after the vanquishing of Voldemort, Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione battle with a formidable and unfamiliar enemy: their own decaying and changing relationships. For the first time in their lives, love is not simple, and love is not always the answer.
My one-shot blending realism and the Trio (my first ever Trio story!), written for Ilia's "Theme" Challenge.
My one-shot blending realism and the Trio (my first ever Trio story!), written for Ilia's "Theme" Challenge.
Words
1,728
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Rose
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Genre(s)
General, Angst
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-07-08 3:18am
Last Chapter
2008-07-08 3:28am
Last Updated
2008-07-08 3:28am
6. The Last Christmas of Charity Burbage and, More Importantly, Why It Mattered
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 12
- Views
- 986
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Everyone must eventually have a Very Last Christmas. This is Charity's Very Last Christmas Ever, and why she spent it with her unlikely friend Severus Snape.
(Written in a huge rush as a short story entry to the Writer's Duel but, of course, not completed on time. A bit too dark for Christmas, but with Christmas themes! Enjoy!)

Everyone must eventually have a Very Last Christmas. This is Charity's Very Last Christmas Ever, and why she spent it with her unlikely friend Severus Snape.
(Written in a huge rush as a short story entry to the Writer's Duel but, of course, not completed on time. A bit too dark for Christmas, but with Christmas themes! Enjoy!)
Words
4,781
Characters
Snape, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Snape/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Snape/Lily
Genre(s)
Drama, General
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Violence
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-01-16 3:09pm
Last Chapter
2008-01-16 3:13pm
Last Updated
2008-01-16 3:13pm
7. You Can Call Me Al
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 23
- Views
- 1,447

Hogwarts, 1861. A young, quirky boy named Albus Dumbledore is Sorted into Gryffindor. If only he were brave, or liked the colour red...
Words
1,242
Characters
Dumbledore, Grindelwald , Bathilda, Doge, Ariana, Aberforth, Kendra, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
No Warnings
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-10-14 10:42pm
Last Chapter
2007-08-05 9:02pm
Last Updated
2007-08-05 9:02pm
8. Harry Potter: A Monologue By Dudley
By JuicyJuice- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 1
- Reviews
- 53
- Views
- 2,680

No one ever wonders what's going through Dudley's head. We all figure it's not much anyway. But what would he say if we gave him the chance?...Guaranteed to raise your eyebrows. Thanks to Iridescence for the perfect banner.
Words
832
Characters
Harry, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-08-10 9:00pm
Last Chapter
2005-08-10 9:00pm
Last Updated
2005-08-10 9:00pm
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