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    Member Since
    2004-09-15 7:06pm
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    Man, fanfictioning. It's what keeps me sane. So as of now all I have are some very random humor(ish) stories. It's what I do. My first fanfic was a love triangle btw Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle. It featured lots of falling from Astronomy Tower windows.

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    1. Romeo and Jul - Er - Malfoy and Ginny

    By erm
    Rating
    15+
    Chapters
    5
    Reviews
    12
    Views
    1,098




    The characters assemble to try out the new movie script only to find that the new, mysterious director has turned OotP into a perverse version of Romeo and Juliet! And you thought the "no quidditch final" thing in Azkaban was bad. NOT a Malfoy/Ginny romance, and it definitely makes very little sense. But it's guaranteed to make your HP movie scares seem trivial - especially since we've only got two left to look forward to!
    Words
    6,955
    Characters
    Harry, Ron, Hermione, Arthur, Lucius, Draco, Ginny
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Genre(s)
    General, Humor
    Era
    Hogwarts
    Advisory
    Mild Language, Mild Violence
    Status
    Work In Progress (WIP)
    First Published
    2007-01-31 7:40pm
    Last Chapter
    2007-08-13 8:52pm
    Last Updated
    2007-08-13 8:52pm

    2. Talons-A-Plenty AKA The Stains of a Flowered Apron

    By erm
    Rating
    15+
    Chapters
    1
    Reviews
    4
    Views
    265


    It's hyper!Harry like never before, along with violin-playing Ron and Hermione... And a secretive whispering dude. What more could you ask for? 15 for Happy Pill abuse.
    Words
    853
    Characters
    Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Genre(s)
    Humor, Mystery
    Era
    Hogwarts
    Advisory
    Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse
    Status
    Work In Progress (WIP)
    First Published
    2006-09-10 5:58pm
    Last Chapter
    2006-09-17 1:47am
    Last Updated
    2006-09-17 1:47am

    3. A Little Thing About Shakespeare

    By erm
    Rating
    12+
    Chapters
    1
    Reviews
    11
    Views
    329

    This is a story about a woman in Shakespearean times who wants to be an actress. Just a little something I thought up. Starring Harry Potter as Willadora, the aspiring actress, and Draco Malfoy as Shakespeare.
    Words
    691
    Characters
    Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Skeeter, OC
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Genre(s)
    Drama, Humor
    Era
    Other
    Advisory
    Mild Language
    Status
    Completed
    First Published
    2004-09-23 6:29pm
    Last Chapter
    2004-09-23 6:29pm
    Last Updated
    2004-09-23 6:29pm

    4. Harry Potter and the Hideous Black and Pink Purse

    By erm
    Rating
    15+
    Chapters
    4
    Reviews
    37
    Views
    1,642


    Hello. (Clears throat) I just wanted to ask you to read my story... Because... Well, I think it's funny, and - You know what... Don't read it, but you will regret it one day! That's right, one day!
    Words
    1,687
    Characters
    Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort, Ginny
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Genre(s)
    Drama, Humor, Mystery
    Era
    Hogwarts
    Advisory
    Mild Language, Mild Violence,
    Status
    Abandoned
    First Published
    2004-09-15 7:13pm
    Last Chapter
    2004-09-19 12:48pm
    Last Updated
    2004-10-03 1:27pm

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