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Member Since
2004-09-15 7:06pm
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4
Reviews
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Man, fanfictioning. It's what keeps me sane. So as of now all I have are some very random humor(ish) stories. It's what I do. My first fanfic was a love triangle btw Malfoy Crabbe and Goyle. It featured lots of falling from Astronomy Tower windows.

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1. Romeo and Jul - Er - Malfoy and Ginny

By erm
Rating
15+
Chapters
5
Reviews
12
Views
1,116




The characters assemble to try out the new movie script only to find that the new, mysterious director has turned OotP into a perverse version of Romeo and Juliet! And you thought the "no quidditch final" thing in Azkaban was bad. NOT a Malfoy/Ginny romance, and it definitely makes very little sense. But it's guaranteed to make your HP movie scares seem trivial - especially since we've only got two left to look forward to!
Words
6,955
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Arthur, Lucius, Draco, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-01-31 7:40pm
Last Chapter
2007-08-13 8:52pm
Last Updated
2007-08-13 8:52pm

2. Talons-A-Plenty AKA The Stains of a Flowered Apron

By erm
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
4
Views
272


It's hyper!Harry like never before, along with violin-playing Ron and Hermione... And a secretive whispering dude. What more could you ask for? 15 for Happy Pill abuse.
Words
853
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Mystery
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-09-10 5:58pm
Last Chapter
2006-09-17 1:47am
Last Updated
2006-09-17 1:47am

3. A Little Thing About Shakespeare

By erm
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
11
Views
332

This is a story about a woman in Shakespearean times who wants to be an actress. Just a little something I thought up. Starring Harry Potter as Willadora, the aspiring actress, and Draco Malfoy as Shakespeare.
Words
691
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Skeeter, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
Mild Language
Status
Completed
First Published
2004-09-23 6:29pm
Last Chapter
2004-09-23 6:29pm
Last Updated
2004-09-23 6:29pm

4. Harry Potter and the Hideous Black and Pink Purse

By erm
Rating
15+
Chapters
4
Reviews
37
Views
1,676


Hello. (Clears throat) I just wanted to ask you to read my story... Because... Well, I think it's funny, and - You know what... Don't read it, but you will regret it one day! That's right, one day!
Words
1,687
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Mystery
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence,
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2004-09-15 7:13pm
Last Chapter
2004-09-19 12:48pm
Last Updated
2004-10-03 1:27pm

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