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1. Help Me, Please

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
15+
Chapters
26
Reviews
400
Views
100,297
Over 23,000 reads! Thanks everybody!
My name is Rose Weasley.
You'd think it would be easy being me... actually, it's about average.
Or it was, until Seventh Year began and I started to have weird feelings for Scorpius Malfoy...
There wasn't much I could do after that to save myself...
And, as my best friend Angie says, my teenage hormones are just about to burst from their bottle. Help.
ScoRose
Words
149,716
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-04-05 6:14pm
Last Chapter
2012-01-18 5:54am
Last Updated
2012-01-18 5:54am

2. That One Week

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
7
Views
1,072
That one week was all it took to bring us together. A Rose/Scorpius one shot.

On monday I barely knew him, on thursday we were friends, and by sunday everything had changed.
Words
8,108
Characters
Scorpius, Rose, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2011-03-05 7:06pm
Last Chapter
2011-03-09 3:17pm
Last Updated
2011-03-09 3:17pm

3. Times Goes On

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
15+
Chapters
8
Reviews
45
Views
13,836
I'm back from my second long, unannouced hiatus, so sorry! Chapter 8 now waiting validation! (November 2010)


Continuing straight after the trio leave Dumbledore's office, this is my take on the lives of them and the others in the Wizarding World. (Mainly fluff/romance really but give it a chance if you're looking for an easy, light-hearted story to enjoy).

Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Words
28,392
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, George, Ginny
Primary Relationship
Ron/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-11-16 5:43pm
Last Chapter
2010-11-21 9:53am
Last Updated
2010-11-21 9:53am

4. Dive In

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
10
Views
2,075

Scorpius Malfoy prides himself on annoying Rose Weasley, not least because it gets a reaction from her. One day he's had enough - he's going to make her realise she has feelings for him because everybody else knows, so why shouldn't she?

However, he is a gentleman (apparently)... he's going to give her the option of acting on her feelings. All he can do is hope she doesn't think he's simply teasing her.

Words
4,512
Characters
Rose, Scorpius
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Post-Hogwarts
Advisory
Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Spoilers
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-09-05 9:59am
Last Chapter
2010-09-05 12:00am
Last Updated
2020-07-21 1:17pm

5. Ignored

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
15+
Chapters
1
Reviews
10
Views
1,231
ScoRose.

"Everyone at Hogwarts could say who he was, but nobody knew his hobbies or aspirations. As for me, I guess I just had an unmemorable face. That’s why we really became friends in the first place - we just noticed each other."
A moment from Rose and Scorpius' lives. Set in the library one evening during their Seventh Year.
Words
3,402
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, Lily (II), Hugo, Rose
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-08-13 3:51pm
Last Chapter
2010-08-17 9:00pm
Last Updated
2010-08-17 9:00pm

6. What I Meant To Say

By Sarcastic_Bones
Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Reviews
7
Views
1,027
Songfic of Daughtry's 'What I Meant To Say'
Even if you don't know the song, it's got good lyrics and this idea just came to me.

ScoRose
Words
2,866
Characters
McGonagall, Scorpius, Rose
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Fluff, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Status
Completed
First Published
2009-10-02 7:35am
Last Chapter
2009-10-02 1:41pm
Last Updated
2009-10-02 1:41pm

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