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In short, this is the story of how my girlfriend of four years vanished off the face of the earth, two frenemies realized how stupid they were and started snogging, Victoire became slightly less git-ish, and, to top it all off, how I fell in love with my best friend. Who was not my girlfriend.
My name is Albus Potter. Feel free to run away screaming.