"So mate what do you think I should say in this summary? It'll be hard to fit all of this sexy in this little box. " "Blaise, this story does not revolve around you, it's all about Hermione and I, our struggle in love, you're practically irrelevant. " Huh Drakie, how could you say such a thing, this fanfic would have been perfect if the author had replaced me with you, but oh well, Granger doesn't know what she's missing out. " " By the looks of it, not much Zabini." " Not you too Granger."