Have you ever wandered what would happen if speed dating came to Hogwarts? Well, neither had I! Which is why I decided to write a fanfic about it ! WARNING: This story could seriously damage your health. It is likely to kill off brain cells, and warp your sense of humour irrepairably. But if you insist on reading it anyway, then I take no responsibility for the insane things that reading this will amke you do.
Just some random spins off titles that I thought were quite amusing, but I had to make it into a short story or else I couldn’t submit it.
If you just wanna read something random, funny and utterly pointless, then take a look, and don't forget to REVIEW!!!
Note ~ Whilst I've been told that it is illegal to tell people that reading this story will make you RICH, SKINNY, FAMOUS and MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX, nobody said I couldn't tell you that THIS STORY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Seriously.
Okay, basically Sirius's cousin Crystal comes back to Hogwarts. She has an...'interesting' reunion with her cousin, and ends up staying at Hogwarts to finish her final year. But things never run smoothly when Crystal's around. Draco 'the ferret' Malfoy finds out something about her family which she would rather did not get out, and so to save herself from blackmail, she has to discover something about him... And what she finds out is his true feelings for a certain Gryffindor...
Dumbledore, Hermione, OC, Sirius Black, Snape
Action, General, Mystery
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