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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Voldemort, Draco
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Mild Language, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
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Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2004-10-02 5:15pm
Last Chapter
2009-05-11 1:12pm
Last Updated
2009-05-11 1:12pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Theme Music and its Consequences

Click above for a FREE vacation! (By no means am I tricking you into reading my fic...*eyes dart back and forth mysteriously*) This is a parody on Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. It's based mainly on the movie, but slightly on the book as well. Praises for Mooning Moony's Work: "Pointless!"~An Idaho newspaper; "I can't believe I actually read this!"~George Heckaba, an influential author I may have made up; "The best story known to mankind!"~Mooning Moony, no affiliation.

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2 A Snitch in Time

Chapter two of the aforementioned parody. Good fun, in a can!

823 30
3 A Gazillion

A Gazillion: Big Number, Bigger Fun.

795 37
4 You Know You're Crazy When...

...You are reading this fic.

663 35
5 The Many Uses For Rugs

If you haven't gotten your free all-expenses-paid vacation by now, it's in the mail.

882 39
6 On The Rocks

How do you like your drink?

...I like mine with a dash of hilariousness. Oh yes. I went there.

711 39
7 Succubus?

Yeah, just, yeah. Don't ask.

803 40
8 The Problems with Solar Eclipses

Those were dark times. Yeah, I didn't really think about it, but now that you mention it.  They were ever so dark.

858 33
9 Cheating Death

You can't escape Fate.

833 34
10 One Fine Summer at Spy Camp

*Insert Mission Impossible Theme Music Here*

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11 Welcome to Hogwarts, Watch Your Step

It's a slippery slope to the top.

924 6
12 Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and That Other One That Isn’t Important Enough to Remember

Hankypuff?  Huffledorf?  No.  Darn it, it will come to me.  Just give me a minute.

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