A Love Story to Last Five Minutes (Because a Lifetime is Just Too Long) by TomFoolery on HarryPotterFanfiction.com

A Love Story to Last Five Minutes (Because a Lifetime is Just Too Long) by TomFoolery

Rating: Mature
Chapters: 6
Reviews: 1,048
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Rating

Mature

Chapters

6

Words

4,512

Characters

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, OC

Primary Relationship

Secondary Relationship(s)

Draco/Hermione, Harry/OC, Ron/OC

Genre(s)

General, Humor, Romance

Era

Hogwarts

Advisory

Contains profanity, Scenes of a sexual nature

Story Reviews

1,048

Status

Completed

First Published

2004-08-01 4:25am

Last Chapter

2004-08-05 12:29am

Last Updated

2007-01-02 10:24pm

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	All the Small Things This story is co-written by myself and looneylupin (both ardent haters of Draco/Hermione) to make ourselves laugh at two in the morning and fill it to the brim with cliches and bad ideas. Draco becomes Head Boy, Hermione becomes Head Girl, and they are forced to share a room. Will sparks fly? That's not the point. The point is how fast can the story's authors make them fly? Expect a bad story. Leaving a review that tells me how bad it is is only going to make me laugh at you. Laugh hard at you. wink	568	99
2	Anything But Ordinary A fanfic for all people who are not fans of Draco and Hermione shacking up! This story is a writing challenge between myself (TomFoolery) and looneylupin to see who can write a sappier, cornier, cliche-filled Draco/Hermione romance while still holding true to the rules of grammar and spelling. Short Summary: Draco becomes Head Boy, Hermione becomes Head Girl, and they are forced to share a room. Will sparks fly? That is not the question. The question is: "How fast can this story's authors make them fly?"	809	68
3	Honey A fanfic for all people who are not fans of Draco and Hermione shacking up! This story is a writing challenge between myself (TomFoolery) and looneylupin to see who can write a sappier, cornier, cliche-filled Draco/Hermione romance while still holding true to the rules of grammar and spelling. Short Summary: Draco becomes Head Boy, Hermione becomes Head Girl, and they are forced to share a room. Will sparks fly? That is not the question. The question is: "How fast can this story's authors make them fly?"	934	53
4	Magic Carpet Ride Karaoke night. If you miss the sarcasm, well, I'm sorry...	905	95
5	Dirrty A fanfic for all people who are not fans of Draco and Hermione shacking up! This story is a writing challenge between myself (TomFoolery) and looneylupin to see who can write a sappier, cornier, cliche-filled Draco/Hermione romance while still holding true to the rules of grammar and spelling. Short Summary: Draco becomes Head Boy, Hermione becomes Head Girl, and they are forced to share a room. Will sparks fly? That is not the question. The question is: "How fast can this story's authors make them fly?"	641	73
6	Hit me Baby One More Time A fanfic for all people who are not fans of Draco and Hermione shacking up! This story is a writing challenge between myself (TomFoolery) and looneylupin to see who can write a sappier, cornier, cliche-filled Draco/Hermione romance while still holding true to the rules of grammar and spelling. Short Summary: Draco becomes Head Boy, Hermione becomes Head Girl, and they are forced to share a room. Will sparks fly? That is not the question. The question is: "How fast can this story's authors make them fly?" --> × × Remember Me Forgot Password New Account Login Required Remember Me Forgot Password New Account Cancel × Search 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Characters: Pairing: Main Pairing Only Era: Format: Genre: Rating: Status: Restrictions: Only "No Warnings" Without Spoilers Restricted Section: What is this? × New Account Write Your BEST Fanfic EVER In Gwen's 10-Day Fanfiction Writing Academy I'm in! By opting in, you agree to receive emails containing some promotional content. × Are you sure? Deleting stories is permanent* and irreversible. Cancel × Are you sure? Deleting your account is permanent and irreversible. All related data, including stories, reviews, etc., will be deleted as well. Cancel × Change Password Cancel Forgot Password Cancel New Reviews New Chapters: My Stories New Chapters: Stories New Chapters: Authors New Chapters: This Story New Chapters: All Stories New Chapters: Stories New Chapters: Authors New Reviews New Chapters: All Stories New Chapters: Stories New Chapters: Authors Need Help Writing Your Fanfic? Write Your BEST Fanfic EVER In Our FREE 10 Day Fanfiction Writing Jumpstart Program! Introduce Your Character Like A Rockstar! 🤘 Build GUT-CLENCHING Suspense 🔎 Drop into an Action Scene 💥 Develop a POWERFUL Romance 😍 How to Land an Ending 🍻 How To Make Writer's Block Your Best Friend ❤️ ...And more! “The lessons that were offered helped me enormously. Suddenly it was easier to write scenes, imagine them and bring suspension and romance in it. I loved it! It helped me in a way other bloggers couldn’t and still can’t.” - Student