Rating
12+
Chapters
8
Words
Characters
Genre(s)
Era
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
59
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2002-10-19 00:00:00
Last Published Chapters
2002-10-19 00:00:00
Last Updated
2002-10-19 00:00:00
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1 Prologue: Enter the Apron

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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2 Chapter 1 : Bizzarre Cake Recipes and Yaks In Distress

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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3 Chapter 2: I Have To WHAT?

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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4 Chapter 3: I Love You Because the Voices In My Head Tell Me So

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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5 Chapter 4: Cooking Lessons

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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6 Chapter 5: Blood and Herring

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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7 Chapter 6: Why Terrorist Cults and Family Don't Really

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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8 Chapter 6: Why Terrorist Cults and Family Don't Really Mix

In which Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, Snape discovers the therapeutic value of giving oneself a concussion, Lucius Malfoy gets in touch with his inner child, Voldemort s

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