Rating
Mature
Chapters
7
Words
47,133
Characters
OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
James/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Angst
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2018-12-02 10:59pm
Last Chapter
2019-04-16 12:00am
Last Updated
2019-06-15 1:07am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Middle Child "I know we basically grew up together, but I'd pay James Potter 35 Galleons to punch me in the face." Alice Longbottom said, her eyes glazing over. |
3,731 | 5 |
| 2 |
Warm Firewhiskey And Cold Women "Dont tell Albus Severus, but I'm getting pissed off my tits." I yelled, leaning into Albus. |
6,627 | 2 |
| 3 |
Generation Why “That bitch cray.” Louis placated, patting her arm sympathetically. |
4,509 | 6 |
| 4 |
Alrighty Aphrodite “You want to add more? Do you not care that it feels like a Chinese Fireball took a flaming shit in my mouth?” he panted and fanned his tongue. |
8,363 | 5 |
| 5 |
Even Robots Need Blankets “Is it just me or do all babies look like Voldemort when he hacked off his nose?” Albus asked as he scratched his chin thoughtfully. |
7,425 | 4 |
| 6 |
Pretty Little Fears “So I started doing this new thing whenever I’m peeing where I stop right in the middle and then I go again and then stop and go again.”
|
7,231 | 10 |
| 7 |
Gucci Tennis Shoes Running From Your Issues “Where are you from?” she dragged out the words as if she thought English wasn’t my first language.
My mother’s uterus, you ignorant cow.
*New chapter! I just combined chapter 2 & 3 so the story's now 6 chapters instead of 7 but everything is the same.* |
9,247 | 13 |
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