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The One with the Introduction
"I know we basically grew up together, but I'd pay James Potter 35 Galleons to punch me in the face." Alice Longbottom said, her eyes glazing over.
The One with the Party
"Dont tell Albus Severus, but I'm getting pissed off my tits." I yelled, leaning into Albus.
The One with the Aftermath
Walking up the stairs she called out, “Someone please check if Hugo has a pulse. He’s in the lawn straddling a jar full of money.”
The One with the Two Legged Cat
“That bitch cray.” Louis placated, patting her arm sympathetically.
The One with the Sauce
“You want to add more? Do you not care that it feels like a Chinese Fireball took a flaming shit in my mouth?” he panted and fanned his tongue.
The One with the All the Staring
“Is it just me or do all babies look like Voldemort when he hacked off his nose?” Albus asked as he scratched his chin thoughtfully.
The One with the Oatmeal
“So I started doing this new thing whenever I’m peeing where I stop right in the middle and then I go again and then stop and go again.”
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