The Great Tale of Me, Lyra Malfoy by ImaRavenclaw
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In which I introduce my comically horrible life.
In which I nearly die from getting shoved out a window and then have to go to court for it.
In which I get dragged to a clausterphobic Wotter gathering.
In which my temper blows up, I develop a rather annoying grudge against my brother, and Hogwarts happens.
In which Hugo Weasley snogs me out of nowhere, I recount the tale of when I found my brother taped to a wall, and I break my leg.
In which I nearly kill someone with (ironically) the quaffle during a quidditch match.
In which my brother tells me that he cheated on Albus, among other things.
In which I make a Japanese friend, fail an essay, and fall asleep in Sexual Education.
In which Albus and Scorpius make the Great Hall look like a hurricane hit, and are threatened with expulsion.
In which we find out that Cedric Diggory had a brother, and that said brother had a daughter with Cho Chang, among other (more disastrous) things.
In which I become a member of the Slug Club after saving Professor Slughorn by getting eating by one of Professor Longbottom's plants.
In which everybody makes up, even Albus and Scorpius (which unfortunately includes making out like dogs at Ravenclaw table).
In which I am crushed by extremely upsetting news...
In which Mum and Dad may or may not get divorced, and Scorpius and me are in the middle of the whole thing.
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