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Hermione, Hugo, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2015-08-05 10:20pm
Last Chapter
2016-02-26 11:21am
Last Updated
2016-02-26 11:21am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 A Guide to Keeping Calm and Coffee Stains

I thought the day would be a disaster when I looked out my flat’s window to find it raining steadily.

I knew the day was going to be a disaster when I spilled my coffee all across the front of my robes as I tried to open the doors to the office building.

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2 A Guide to St. Mungo's and Carrying On

“What does that even mean?” Linda asked, head tilted towards Lily. “Are platypuses–platypi? that sounds better. Are platypi known to be particularly unprofessional?”

“I mean...just picture a platypus, and then picture it giving orders or wearing robes or something.”

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3 A Guide to Keeping Calm and Apparating

At this rate, maybe the stress would actually make me unsafe to be allowed outside. I could write speeches from my flat, after all. Lysander and Lily could bring me ‘round groceries and I could listen to Quidditch on the Wireless all day long. Maybe I’d finally understand what the point of Bludgers were.

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4 A Guide to Writing Speeches and Carrying On

Branson had a keen political mind when it came to crafting policies and helping bring about equality, but she was also borderline insane when it came to helping de-stress or bring the office together. She was, after all, the mastermind behind the worst office layout imaginable, not to mention the Elf Mead Disaster of ‘27.

We don’t like to talk about it.

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5 A Guide to Keeping Calm and Not Sleeping

“You’re a hero, William Bryant, and your eyes are beautiful.” Everybody paused as they processed the weirdness of my comment. “I’m sorry, that was irrelevant to this conversation, but always worth noting. Let’s blow this popsicle stand.”

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6 A Guide to Interviewing and Carrying On

“Godric, Linda, just because you don’t give a flying Hippogriff about politics doesn’t mean that nobody else does.” I paused, rethinking that sentence. “I don’t think that was grammatically correct, but whatever. I’m trying to be dismissive and clearly that’s not happening, especially as I keep talkin–”

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7 A Guide to Keeping Calm and Eating Pizza

“Lorc, you’ve never set anybody up in your life.”

“And neither had Cupid, until one day, bam! Now that’s his thing!”

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8 A Guide to Schmoozing and Carrying On

“What are you, five?” Lily asked. We all paused to turn to her in surprise. She shrugged. “I think the snark in the air is rubbing off on me.”

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