Harry, Neville, Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, OC
Fluff, Romance, Action/Adventure
Next Generation
Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
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Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2014-06-23 13:36:46
Last Published Chapters
2016-04-22 22:26:51
Last Updated
2016-04-22 22:26:51
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Exits and Entrances

 In which the Crack Team assembles, and we learn a little about Salem. 

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1836 8
2 The Big Introduction

 In which we introduce the Crack Team and they're introduced to Hogwarts. 

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2394 4
3 Hufflepuffs and the Up Yours Hex

 The girls arrive and people are hexed. 

2668 3
4 All Snuck In

In Which Tansy, on an idiotic dare, sneaks into the Gryffindor Boys' Dorm. And the girls ponder why they're in this contest, anyway.

2862 5
5 A Reckoning (Of Sorts)

The girls all try to finagle some information after their Hogwarts counterparts. And Tansy pretends to have a crap attack, because she is a lady.

2746 2
6 The Choosing Of The Champions

The champions are chosen (clearly.)

3424 2
7 The Champions of Halloween

Halloween is afoot in Hogwarts and everybody is getting into the spirit.

4854 2
8 The Weighing Of The Wands

Wands are weighed, and Ina maybe finally gets it together.

2323 2
9 The First Clue

The girls try to puzzle out the first clue and Tansy pretends to flirt.

4818 3
10 The Morning Of Thanksgiving

Morning of the First Task, and a little run in with Sir Cadogan.

1513 2
11 The First Task

Waking up is hard. Waking up inside a painting after you've been drugged is harder. Waking up inside a painting that a (fake) dragon is about to capsize with very real feeling fire is the worst.

2880 4
12 Semi-Mortal Wounds and Mortal Offenses

Tansy wakes up in the hospital wing and probably mortally offends Harry Potter.

3546 2
13 The Completely Expected Task

The Yule Ball approaches.

5574 1
14 Boyfriends and Other Emergencies

In which a plan is hatched and Tansy may be a little screwed.

1274 1
15 Apparation and Vanishing Chocoballs

Tansy gets an unexpected invitation and does something that is technically illegal.

2846 3


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