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Harry, Hermione, Percy, Draco, George, Ginny, Luna, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Draco/OC, OC/OC
Drama, Humor, Romance
Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-12-02 7:54am
Last Chapter
2015-07-15 2:55pm
Last Updated
2015-10-16 2:57am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Introductory Measures

In which Audrey meets a former Death Eater, is forced to deal with Chinese swear words and confronts a rude conversation partner.

4,525 24
2 The Morning After the Night Before

In which Audrey deals with the morning after the night before, arch-enemies, squealing friends and shocked relatives.

4,397 12
3 An Exit with Oliver

In which Audrey's confronted with a crazed pretend model, tries to make herself look presentable and is forced to small talk with famous people.

3,716 14
4 An Interlude of Fame

In which Audrey's thankfully it's a body and not a corpse, deals with Dark Marks and hangs out with Qudditch stars.

4,220 9
5 Quidditch Confrotations

In which Audrey is forced into a confession, helps Draco (unknowingly) in the quest of finding a girlfriend and attends a Qudditch match.

3,754 9
6 Papa-Paparazzi

In which Audrey deals with a consequence of fame and has to put down a protest against Draco.

3,261 8
7 One Bombshell, Two Bombshell, Three Bombshell, Four

In which Audrey deals with a jaw-dropping bombshell, match-making, shouting matches at the Ministry and a girls night in.

3,555 6
8 April Fool's

In which Audrey deals with Draco on Muggle transport, planning parties, a solemn Percy and an Oliver intent on outing things said in passing.

4,456 8
9 Bleak and Bleaker

In which Audrey deals with a not so happy Oliver, an inquisitive Jemima and a mysterious letter.

2,963 7
10 Awkwardness Abound

In which Audrey is confronted by someone potentially flirting with her boyfriend, has an awkward lunch date, has a very deep, then sort of deep then not deep at all talk with George and has a visitor from the past.

4,069 6
11 Mother, Mother, Mother, etc. etc. etc.

In which Audrey confronts a ghost from the past, a mewing cat, gets advice from Draco and deals with more cracks between her and Oliver.

3,964 3
12 A Multitude of Stilted Sentences

In which Audrey encounters a multitude of stilted sentences, a surprise potion and help from an unlikely corner.

4,387 3
13 The Singleton State

In which Audrey forgives, has a girls night in, shares personal details with Percy, and the plot thickens in regards to Penelope.

3,818 3
14 Bam, Bam, Bam! Goes My Life

In which Audrey has an in-depth chat with James, has a debate about the ethics of love potions and has the shock of her life.

2,169 4
15 The Audrey Coup

In which Audrey tackles the Ministry's corruption, gets used to prison life, spends some time with Percy and takes down the Chosen One.

4,265 4


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