Rating
Mature
Chapters
11
Words
31,593
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Remus/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-07-28 11:24am
Last Chapter
2013-12-13 8:06pm
Last Updated
2013-12-13 8:06pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Mission “We've come to you on a mission.” That's it. That's all they said. Talk about being ambiguous. |
2,212 | 1 |
| 2 |
Potter and Black's Makeover Service “Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!” A voice floated into my ears. |
2,167 | 1 |
| 3 |
Scary Stories for the Light-Hearted “I swear, this is how they create a spark without matches!” Sirius growled in frustration while rubbing two sticks together vigorously. If he tried any harder, I’m positive his arms would fall off. |
2,595 | 2 |
| 4 |
Broom Cupboard Confessions “I have this philosophy,” Remus started, handing me a mug and then sipping from his own, “that chocolate makes everything better.” |
2,938 | 1 |
| 5 |
James's Sincere (Almost) Apology Anyway, I am truly sorry, Ronnie, and I will also stop badgering you to do that one thing, even though you totally should to it because it be so great. |
2,449 | 1 |
| 6 |
There's A New Matchmaker In Town “C’mon Prongs! We went over this before!” Sirius cried in distress. “Think manly thoughts! Meat and potatoes! Quidditch! Fist fights! Sweat! Mud!" |
2,532 | 1 |
| 7 |
My Plot To Rule The World With... Love? “Maybe, if you two get intimate,” I gasped through laughter, “she’ll start bench pressing you.” |
2,571 | 1 |
| 8 |
That Cliched Halloween Chapter “Are you sure James and Sirius aren’t the two that are dating?” I jokingly asked, before grabbing a bottle of butterbeer from the bar behind us. |
4,354 | 5 |
| 9 |
The Day I Realized Feelings Suck “Her identity doesn’t matter at the moment. Either way, Remus likes her, a lot, and he thinks that she deserves better than him. Please do your advice mumbo jumbo and make him see the light.” James was making my advice giving sound like Professor Malkins, the Divination teacher. Maybe I should just borrow her multicolored turban and stare into a crystal ball to give love guidance. |
3,326 | 3 |
| 10 |
Silence In The Library “Easy for you to say! You’re completely brilliant at Potions! Me on the other hand, not so much. It more than hates me, it’s out to get me! These instructions are going to make me brain implode. Then you won’t be laughing.” |
3,128 | 3 |
| 11 |
The Bookworm's Big Mouth But from my point of view, it’s like everyone else knows that the world’s going to end and I just didn’t get the memo. Merlin, I hope that’s not it. There aren’t any massive, flaming asteroids hurtling towards Earth that I know of… |
3,321 | 6 |
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