The Invisible Thief by lovestings
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Borrowing is not Stealing
So now I’m stuck hiding in a broom closet from all one hundred and ninety-nine Wotters (Okay I guess there is more like ten or so of them but still that’s a big family) that are out to get me.
I think at this point instead of steam, fire was seeping out of Dominique’s diamond studded ears.
The Shoe Exchange
Any who’s, there been no way I was going to let those (sexist) quidditch teams get their shoes back. I expect lots of people on their knees, puppy dog faces, and loads of begging. I also expect week’s worth of detention and a few angry people trying to hex my hair off.
Angry (not) Quidditch Blokes
If Fred Weasley continued to talk like that then I’d have to let Leslie down and tell her he’s secretly a flaming homosexual. Not that I don’t love the gays because trust me, I do. I always wanted a gay best friend because they have the best style of fashion
Mel &amp; Les Possible
I was going to drop-kick his prettyface so hard he'd be crying to his mama.
Breakfast Buddies &amp; Budding Relationships
I don’t know if you remember but I do not appreciate snogging in broom closets. It’s not classy kids.
I tried my best but it was hard to spend time with everyone while coaching a team of complete and utter lunatics.
R-Claw Bonding plus Three
Perhaps I should re-evaluate who I hang out with.
The Aftermath and Her
Call Witch Weekly. Call St. Mungo’s. Call every living breathing person in Scotland. Call every living breathing person in the whole entire UK. The world is ending. Dominique Weasley just smiled at me.
I hate every single Weasley and Potter. Just kidding they're hot. Does being hot apply to hating them? Eh - I don't even care.
Trouble equals Malfoy
Oh yes, because following Rose Weasley around sounds like just a lovely idea of a date.
I'm a genius. I'm a pure intelligent genius. I think I have finally figured out why I was put into Ravenclaw. Because I'm just such an amazing genius!
Just say Yes!
“Isn't that what us Ravenclaws do? We over analyze everything.”
"DO YOU WANT ME TO BURN YOUR EYEBROWS OFF? I'LL DO IT."
Bad Date 2.0
I'd rather face a painful death of spoons in my eyeballs then spend another hour in MP.
The Calm before the Storm
In a state of deliria, hysteria, and ultimately temporary depression I found comfort in Dominique Weasley.
I was kissing Albus Potter.
Run like Lightening
ALBUS POTTER CAUGHT LOCKING LIPS WITH NEW FOUND BUDDIE, INDIAN PRINCESS, FAVORITE RAVENCLAW, AND QUEEN OF ALL THINGS FUNNY BRIELLE PATIL. CONFIRMATION ON THE WEDDING DATE WILL SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED.
I was - for once in my life - right.
The Totem Pole
I think there is something wrong with my head.
Ruining the Mood
"I've been waiting to kiss you for awhile."
Cheating and Beating
SECOND PLACE, LOSERS
Yes, completely normal. That's me. Normal old Brielle.
"Dead, quiet - it's all the same thing, right?"
Blonde is Bad
Apparently it's a girl's night, now.
I shall heave a warning to anyone that is reading my mind right now and following me along this messed up journey that is my life; When Dominique Weasley says she wants to have a ‘girls night’ you should clearly run for the hills because it will only bring destruction, fire, and death.
“I beg to differ,” James said before smiling warmly. “Ah and alas we have missed you and your sarcastic comments. How have you been our dearest Brielle?” He engulfed me in a bear hug.
It's Kind of Christmas
If I knew Albus would do anything I wanted I would have just told him how I really felt.
It's Actually Christmas
Can't ruin Christmas for the kiddies
Dress Shopping, ice cream, and TPG
Merlin bless the word uber.
Not as Planned
Well, I didn't expect that.
I trusted them.
I wasn't okay now.
Back to School
Well, this blows
Slow and Steady
"Feelings make me gassy."
Oh, what have I done?
Puppy Dog Eyes
I Love You.
The Weasley that Could
These Wotters never bring me good luck.
Victory or Vicotire
World War Weasley
"Are you willing to fight for your friendship with Dominique?"
I guess when a boy breaks your heart they feel obligated to give you whatever you want.
"I love you too, Dom."
Back to Normal
The drama of being a sixteen slash seventeen year old!!!
The Return of TPG
No one bothers me when it is meal time. That is unheard of.
"Age is just a number...besides, I'm not running off to elope with him!"
"The dungeons are Hogwarts version of the hood!"
"Personally, I think you're an Albus Potter type of gal."
"MADAME, MADAME!! POTTER HAS GONE CRAZY! HE'S ATTACKING US!"
Potter boys never go back on their promises.
Smell of Freedom
As you can see I'm currently walking on sunshine - as those muggles say - because I am finally freed from the torturous doom that is the hospital wing and can go back to leading my normal day-to-day life that has somehow fixed itself over my stay in the hospital.
"Brielle is mighty sassy and very much hungry. Brielle requests you give her back her French fries before she does something she'll regret. Brielle says rawr."
I'm in love with an indiot that draws booty popping cats on my notes.
That's right, peasants, it's my birthday.
Piecing it Together
In which Brielle has a lot of forgetten and broken memories of the night prior that she needs to piece back together
In which Brielle is spending even more time in the library with some of her favorite boys.
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