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Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/OC, Lily/OC
Drama, Romance, Young Adult
Next Generation
Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-05-12 1:48am
Last Chapter
2015-01-16 1:25am
Last Updated
2015-01-16 1:25am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue

 She sat next to me, leaning against the couch arm as she crossed her legs. “How did you meet Dad?"

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2 Chapter 1: The Weasley Clan

“Whoa. Backup. You mean, you were pregnant with me while you were still at Hogwarts? But, but, how?”

I laughed. “Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t do the math sooner, but lemme start at the beginning. Everything shall be revealed. Just wait.”

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3 Chapter 2: The Hospital Wing

“Ah, I remember that. It took three weeks to get rid of all that water. And the fish.” She looked knowingly at me.

“Yea, sorry about that.” I blushed, trying to look as sheepish as possible. “I guess having the fourth floor turned into a giant aquarium wasn’t the most...practical idea.”

“Well that’s an interesting way of putting it."

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4 Chapter 3: Fred's Got a Secret

 “Although, I have to say, I understand why James did that a little bit. I mean, c'mon, you’re scared of butterflies.”

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5 Chapter 4: A Close Call and a...Kiss?

 We walked down the street, talking a little about Quidditch, and school, and people we knew. We reached the park down the street, and I ran over and sat down on the swings.

“Push me!” I yelled, as he caught up. Instead of walking around behind me, he leaned forward and grabbed the chains in front of me, pushing me back slightly. He stopped when his face was even with mine. His grey eyes were illuminated by the street lamp above us, and his smile was so warming, that I felt it reach the tips of my toes.

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6 Chapter 5: Gossip

He nodded. “I told him that you were having my baby and so I wanted to go out with you.”

“YOU WHAT?” I yelled, shocked. 

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7 Chapter 6: Betting and Quidditch

“How about another bet ladies? I’m thinkin’ a week till James gets back together with Mary.” Lia said, looking at us all excitedly.
“Lia.” I said seriously. “You have a problem.”
“No I don’t!”
“Last week you bet on what color shoes Professor Chang would be wearing.”
“Hey, you have to admit, she’s definitely got a whole rainbow in her closet.”

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8 Chapter 7: Who's the Father?

“Mmmm, you’ve got a valid point there Dom. She’s also been craving croissants like no tomorrow if you haven’t noticed. And now she hates bacon. Who hates bacon?” Scorpius said. 

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9 Chapter 8: The Ultrasound

I needed a croissant mustache that I could wear all the time. A croisstache! Maybe it’ll catch on! It’d be a phenomenal way to avoid nasty smells.

It was then that I realized how truly mental I was.

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10 Chapter 9: Quidditch Tryouts

Between Fred, Lia and I, not a single quaffle made it through the hoops, and after a few minutes, James began yelling into the air. The more he yelled, the more incoherent he became, and I, along with the rest of the team, realized where this was going.

James was about to throw a temper tantrum.

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11 Chapter 10: The Wrath of Lia

Dom looked calmly at Lia. “Well, how was your day hun?” She asked in an even tone.

Lia’s eyes darkened and her fists clenched. “THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE ASKING ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS?” She spit out.

“Lia, hun, we’re using our inside voices now. Now, come sit down and explain to us how much of a jerk my idiot of a cousin has been again.” I said soothingly, repressing the urge to retort that I was not, in fact, Sirius Black. 

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12 Chapter 11: A Plan of Catastrophic Proportions

Now that was a great idea!

“Oh my gosh! Fred you’re a genius!” I burst out, nearly bouncing with excitement.

“I am? I am!” Fred grinned. “Now why am I a genius?”

Lia rolled her eyes. “Rose, this boy is no genius, don’t encourage his delusions.”

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13 Chapter 12: Twins, Tales, and Twiggy the House Elf

“Well...uh...I needed to ask you something.” Alice stammered, looking at her feet.

“I’m not getting you drugs. Legal or otherwise.” Ava stated firmly.

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14 Chapter 13: The Hogsmeade Date

“Dommie dearest. Will you do me a favor?” I asked sweetly.

Dom began to bounce up and down on her toes, looking excited. “Dress you and make you look all purrty for your date today?”

I nodded. “YIPPEE!” She yelled, as she instantly attacked my wardrobe, and began throwing things about.


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15 Chapter 14: The Halloween Party

Lia's favorite was the one with a little penguin on the belly, saying “Just waddling through!” She said it would be ironic to wear it before everyone even knew that I was pregnant.

Clearly, when your best friend is pregnant, your job is to remind her of all the terrible things that are going to happen to her. Like how fat she’ll get. 

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16 Chapter 15: Cassandra Gersemi

Cassie laughed. “Of course, James has been in love with you for years. Any blind fool could see that.”

“What does did she...why...ohmygosh...wait...what?” Lia stuttered, staring at Cassie.

I sniggered. “Good to know that Cassie and I are on the same page.” I mumbled to myself.

“What?” Lia asked.

“Nothing Mrs. Potter.” I muttered. 

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17 Chapter 16: Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Nights

The little girl giggled and began to eat her ice cream as I recalled a similar night over a decade previously.

“You know, your big sister used to eat ice cream when she had nightmares too.” 

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18 Chapter 17: The Parental Units

"I figured it’d probably be easier to just blurt it out instead of beating around the bush. Just to go for a simple ‘I’m knocked up’ and then brace for impact.”

Scorpius smiled at that. “That’s probably the easiest way to go about it. Although, do you really think ‘knocked up’ would be the appropriate term? I feel like that wouldn’t help the scenario.”

I thought for a second. “That’s true. Perhaps, ‘I’m with child’ sounds better?” 

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19 Chapter 18: Mr. (Chuck) Norris Plays Quidditch

 But there was one person Chuck liked more than anyone else. Lia.

Lia hates cats. Especially Chuck.

Hilarity ensues.

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