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Problem Number One
"Why do you have dried snot on your shirt?"
Problem Number Two
"I said act normal, not like a constipated donkey."
Problem Number Three
"You don't choose the thug life. The thug life chooses you."
Problem Number Four
"You're a strong independent man who don't need no woman!"
Problem Number Five
I should really write a strongly worded letter to the school asking them to reconsider the hat's position at this school.
Problem Number Six
"Who did you think she was? Celestina Warbeck?"
Problem Number Seven
"Well, excuse me for not winning Wizard Weekly's beauty contest of the week at nine-thirty in the morning."
Problem Number Eight
"Maybe he joined another pair of thugs?"
Problem Number Nine
"Do you expect me to salsa dance across the hallway and serenade McGonagall after this sad little shing ding?"
Problem Number Ten.
"Yeah, as nice as Mrs. Norris's poop."
Problem Number Eleven
In short: everything sucked.
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