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Rating
Mature
Chapters
11
Words
44,185
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
152
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2013-03-26 6:12am
Last Chapter
2015-04-27 7:02pm
Last Updated
2015-04-27 7:02pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Problem Number One

 "Why do you have dried snot on your shirt?" 

"Because I thought I’d customize my shirt. You know, give it a new look" 

3,677 13
2 Problem Number Two

 "I said act normal, not like a constipated donkey."

3,156 8
3 Problem Number Three

 "You don't choose the thug life. The thug life chooses you." 

3,369 10
4 Problem Number Four

 "You're a strong independent man who don't need no woman!"

3,217 9
5 Problem Number Five

 I should really write a strongly worded letter to the school asking them to reconsider the hat's position at this school.

3,508 11
6 Problem Number Six

 "Who did you think she was? Celestina Warbeck?"

4,651 10
7 Problem Number Seven

 "Well, excuse me for not winning Wizard Weekly's beauty contest of the week at nine-thirty in the morning."

4,790 7
8 Problem Number Eight

 "Maybe he joined another pair of thugs?" 

4,666 26
9 Problem Number Nine

 "Do you expect me to salsa dance across the hallway and serenade McGonagall after this sad little shing ding?"
 
 

4,074 14
10 Problem Number Ten.

"Yeah, as nice as Mrs. Norris's poop." 

4,606 19
11 Problem Number Eleven

 In short: everything sucked.

4,471 25

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