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Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
21,145
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Arthur, Molly, Lucius, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Remus/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Arthur/Molly, James/Lily, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
36
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2012-10-03 6:06pm
Last Chapter
2013-08-26 7:34pm
Last Updated
2013-08-26 7:34pm

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1 Can She Be My New Best Friend?

“‘One True Theory of Love,’” he read aloud. Chuckling, he handed it back. “Sounds more like a guidebook on theories of love.”

Nova shrugged her shoulders. “It’s a rather nice book though.”

As she continued reading, Remus put his chin on her shoulder, reading along anyways, while Nova struggled to keep the faint smile off her face.
 
 

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2 I'm Going To Make A Pet Name For You

Nova grinned. “I think I should just become part Marauder and pull pranks in all my spare time.”
At this, the boys, minus Peter, looked up. “What rules?” Remus asked.
“Part Marauder?” James asked, raising an eyebrow.
“What were rules one and three?” Sirius asked, curiously.
“The rules Elliot set for Nova,” Lily explained.

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3 What The Hell's A Twix?

“Do you know what a good baby name would be?” Nova randomly said. “Aurora. That’s what a good baby name would be. For a girl, that is.”

James just blinked and stared at her. “Merlin, Moony, when you said she was random, I didn’t think you meant this random!”

Remus shrugged. “She also can’t lie.”

Sirius got an evil grin on his face. “Oh, this we can put to good use.”
 

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4 You Know, I Should Make Up A List...

“I should become a lingerie model,” Nova blurted out, randomly.

Lily glanced at her as Nita sat to Nova’s other side. “Why?”

“Well, then I could get free knickers all the time. Probably better quality and nice-fitting too.” As an afterthought, she added, “And I suppose I’d get discount and all that jazz, so I could get you all you want.”

Lily smiled, satisfied. “That’s what I was looking for.”
 

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5 I Simply MUST Learn to Just Shut Up and Listen to You


“This is ridiculous!” Remus said. “What does he mean, he felt ‘attracted’ to her?”

“You sound like a clingy ex-boyfriend, Remus,” Lily muttered. 

...

“Do you think we should go up there as well?”

“Yes,” Remus firmly stated. “I don’t want those two out of my sight.”

“Now you’re acting like an over-overprotective father, Remus,” Sirius commented. 
 
 
 

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6 Believe Me, I'm VERY Straight

This meant that he ditched his Ravenclaw date at Hogsmead for nothing.

Sirius, on the other hand, looked as joyful as can be. He shouted a very loud “YES!” and jumped out of his seat, kissing James on the cheek and sitting back down.

“Sirius, are you quite alright?” Nova asked, concerned. “I do hope you haven’t just noticed your gay feelings toward James, as that would put him in a right situation, now that he’s finally gotten the girl of his dreams.”

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7 Mate, We're Goners

“Hey, Remus!”
In less than two seconds, Remus was at the foot of the stairs. Nova grinned. “Did you know that the word callipygous was made to define a perfectly shaped bum?”
Remus couldn’t help it. He burst out laughing. As Nova walked out of sight, he shouted quickly, “Hey, Nova!”
In less than two seconds, Nova was at the top of the stairs. Remus grinned. “Do you have a callipygous?”
 
 
 
 

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8 You People Reek

Sirius caught Remus’ eye and doubled over laughing, which caused Remus to laugh. It spread like a disease; soon enough, the room was filled with laughter.

“Why are you laughing?” Matthias asked with an annoyed tone. “We’ve got an unconscious and bleeding person here, people.”
 

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9 Mission WINCO: The Chase After Nova Prescott's Heart

“Alright, Marauders,” James smirked. “We’ve got a mission.”

“Mission Who Is Nova Crushing On,” Peter added. “WINCO for short.”

“We’re naming a mission? This is bloody awesome!" James cried.  "I can see it now! Mission WINCO: The Chase After Nova Prescott’s Heart.”

“Winco,” Remus mumbled. “Sounds like a plan.”
 

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