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    Dean, Oliver, Seamus, OC, OtherCanon
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Other Pairing
    Drama, Humor, Romance
    Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
    Story Reviews
    First Published
    2012-09-25 1:14pm
    Last Chapter
    2017-11-26 11:10pm
    Last Updated
    2017-11-26 11:10pm

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    Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
    1 Take Two and Call Me in the Morning

    “Maybe we could be one of those modern triads, and share a flat after they get married.” I’m only half-joking.

    Dean snorts something that sounds like “Co-dependent.”

    2,325 57
    2 The Job Thousands would Kill For

    To be fair, Charm isn’t the worst publication to intern for. It does promote young girls being strong, having opinions, and the like. Unfortunately those articles are wedged in-between the “Healthiest Snacks to Trim Fat” and “Ways to Make Him Say ‘Ahh’.”

    4,018 31
    3 The Proposition

    Rose gently sets a blue file folder on the table.

    “Please tell me you’re not keeping files on Theo now.”

    She glowers. “This isn’t about Theo.”


    “This is about the Quidditch article I don’t want to write.”


    4,317 26
    4 An Interview with Mister Wood

    Then Wood knocks back his pint in one go. Seamus and I are both staring, me in horror and Seamus as though he had just found his future husband.

    “Right.” I put my hands on Seamus’s shoulders, forcing him away. Dejectedly, he shuffles to a corner table.

    Wood makes a sad face. “Aww, but he was the nice one.”

    2,957 21
    5 A Very Brief Foray into Journalism

    “Edie, come on. Is it worth giving him a bad name just because he pissed you off?”

    3,048 16
    6 Lessons in Chemistry

    “I know you’re a columnist—” I shoot him a glare, as if by reflex, and he corrects, “Journalist, right. But it seems like we have to spend some more time together professionally, and I really let it get off on the wrong foot. The timing was…not great for me, personally, but it’s still my fault.”

    3,086 21
    7 Hell Hath No Fury like Rose Zeller Scorned

    Turning tables, imaginary explosions, sugar and spite.

    4,304 18
    8 Mother/Matchmaker

    Setups, tofu and menopause.

    3,664 19
    9 Bad Publicity

    Tabloids, hipsters and plans made.

    4,389 17
    10 And the Award Goes To...

    Wedding dresses, spinach puffs and revenge.

    4,368 19
    11 The Magic Touch

    Plans foiled, little brothers, and slap-fights.

    4,855 15
    12 Clink

    Petty theft, not-dates and The Hanging Moon.

    4,234 15
    13 In a Puff of Smoke

    Kestrell green, questions answered, and nativity scenes.

    4,602 12
    14 A Funny Thing Happened

    Scrubbing toilets, self-realizations and Howlers.

    3,312 9
    15 Motion Sickness

    Fried eggs, daydreams and rude awakenings.

    4,843 14
    16 Lisa Turpin-Finch-Fletchley Unravels

    Breakfast disputes, irksome memories, and the first draft.

    4,020 14
    17 Incendio!

    Hot cocoa, lurking about, and very bad ideas.

    3,809 12
    18 You've Got Moxie, Kid

    Disguises, flirty doorknobs, and Priori Incantatem.

    4,790 17
    19 Nothin' but a Number

    Distractions, broken eggs and fresh air.

    4,079 15
    20 The Match

    Victories, losses, and potentially poisoned butterbeer.

    4,866 20
    21 Apology Not Accepted

    Relocations, prams and tiaras.

    4,618 9
    22 Vanity, Not Love

    Bathrobes, stern talkings-to, and squishy noses.

    4,329 7
    23 The Opposite of Dreadful

    Revolutions, smarmy pre-teens and Next-Times.

    5,066 10
    24 Makeshift

    Dog-eared pages, lobster puffs and a wedding.

    5,151 8
    25 Good Decisions

    Learning to swim, letters, and bad waltzing.

    5,287 11
    26 And What a Mess It's Been

    “What would’ve happened, if we’d met under different circumstances?”

    5,058 12
    27 The Unfortunate Truth

    “The only difference is that you pretend to better than the rest of us! Don’t give me that holier than thou bollocks.”

    5,046 7
    28 A King on Her Throne

    “Crying won’t get you anywhere. You have to seize what’s yours and never apologize for it.”

    5,225 8
    29 Happy New Year?

    Well, there’s always scrubbing toilets at the Rusty Knight.

    5,052 13
    30 Girl Seeks General Sense of Purpose

    Suddenly, I realize it: I am the villain of my own story.

    5,483 6
    31 Just Edie

    I’m too afraid to turn around. I want to stay suspended like this, in my excitement and nerves, in the moments before things could go terribly wrong.

    4,768 21
    32 You Can Never Really Go Home

    He kept it.

    He kept it and it’s as if everyone else in the room has disappeared. For a few fleeting moments it’s only Oliver and me, and for the first time since I’ve arrived today, he’s really looking at me. Like he used to.

    4,863 12
    33 Morning

    Clearly Ada thinks that I stayed at the Three Broomsticks last night, and I’m not going to correct her. Actually, I tried to have an “Adult Sleepover” with your older brother! And failed!

    3,822 8


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