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The Exploding Quaffle
“I believe you are literally the first person in history to ever explode a quaffle in James Potter’s face and have him kiss you because of it,” Scorpius uttered.
The Insufferable Arse
“What is with all the women ganging up on me today?” James muttered, angrily.
The Brutal Battle On Brooms
“You're supposed to keep bludgers from hitting us, not coming in too late to keep it from hitting us!”
The Hogsmead Date
“Maggie, when I said leave this room, I meant for longer than a millisecond.”
The Veritaserum Experience
Potter’s bum is kinda nice. I mean, he has a nice bum. You don’t really find many guys who’ve got nice bums these days. It’s almost like two big apples down there. Just really round and all. In fact, his bum looks very…squeezable.
The Annoying Interrogations
He raised his eyebrows. And then he grinned. “Do you want to marry James, Maggie?”
The Dress Shopping
“My mum’s fault for marrying a muggle, having his kid, and then popping me out, the first thing she says being ‘I’m a witch and I can do magic, watch-Lumos’.”
“Y'no, I believe my brother is a bit jealous.”
The Prank On Potter
“Okay, you kids go up and take nice warm showers before you get hypothermia. James, show her where Victoire’s clothes are, will you? I’ve got to help clean up outside,” Ginny said.
The James Sirius Potter Problem
“Seriously,” I found myself saying, “I’m totally not comfortable with this.”
The Really Bad Eavesdropping Habit
“What does that mean?” James cuts in.
The Egg Baby
“I wasn’t going to steal your egg! Jamsie already threatened to kill off me manhood if I so much as tried to lay a finger on it.”
The Broken Knee
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