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Rating
Mature
Chapters
13
Words
31,384
Characters
Harry, Ginny, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, OC
Primary Relationship
James/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
55
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2012-09-05 1:22am
Last Chapter
2015-12-08 2:02pm
Last Updated
2015-12-08 2:02pm

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1 The Exploding Quaffle

“I believe you are literally the first person in history to ever explode a quaffle in James Potter’s face and have him kiss you because of it,” Scorpius uttered.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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2 The Insufferable Arse

“What is with all the women ganging up on me today?” James muttered, angrily.

“I hear ya’ mate,” Fred patted his shoulder. “It’s just not your lucky day.”

James groaned, hitting his head against the table. “Please don’t say that. Today, of all days, is when I need the most luck I’ve ever needed.”

“Maybe karma will be better to you if you apologize to Maggie!”
 
 
 
 
 

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3 The Brutal Battle On Brooms

“You're supposed to keep bludgers from hitting us, not coming in too late to keep it from hitting us!”

“I'm sorry!” I shrieked, helplessly. My god, what do you want me to do? Stand in front of you so the bludger hits me again, instead?

As another bludger was aimed at James’ head, (like seriously, what the fudgeballs, man-what do you have against James’ head and my life?) I realized that that was exactly what I had to do.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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4 The Hogsmead Date

“Maggie, when I said leave this room, I meant for longer than a millisecond.”

“It’s not that, Al! Montgomery shot a hex at me.”

“Oh…” he awkwardly notated.

“Yeah.”

“Well,” he cheerfully said. “Look at the bright side! At least you don’t have to go on that date with my brother after all!”
 
 
 
 

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5 The Veritaserum Experience

Potter’s bum is kinda nice. I mean, he has a nice bum. You don’t really find many guys who’ve got nice bums these days. It’s almost like two big apples down there. Just really round and all. In fact, his bum looks very…squeezable.
 
 
 
 

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6 The Annoying Interrogations

He raised his eyebrows. And then he grinned. “Do you want to marry James, Maggie?”

Why, Harry, why the hell are you such a kid? Couldn’t you ask dumb questions, like, my OWLS or Quidditch? “I think he’d make beautiful babies, if that’s what you’re asking.”
 

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7 The Dress Shopping

“My mum’s fault for marrying a muggle, having his kid, and then popping me out, the first thing she says being ‘I’m a witch and I can do magic, watch-Lumos’.”

She tried to hide her giggle. “Ro, you can laugh. I did too, even though the thought in general is bitter.”

And she just died on giggles.
 
 

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8 The Wedding

“Y'no, I believe my brother is a bit jealous.”
“Of who?”
“You really are as thick as Rosie says. Of me, sweet cheeks. He obviously wants to be the one dancing with you, not me.”
“You’re lying, Albus Potter.”
“Looks like he’s about to squeeze that glass hard enough to shatter it."
"You lying, conniving-"
"Oh look! Here he comes!"
"Okay, you can lie up to the glass but that last one is just-"
"May I cut in, dear little bro?"

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9 The Prank On Potter

“Okay, you kids go up and take nice warm showers before you get hypothermia. James, show her where Victoire’s clothes are, will you? I’ve got to help clean up outside,” Ginny said.


He smirked at this statement. Just before she left us alone, she looked back sternly and said, “And you two. No funny business. James if I find you coerced innocent little Maggie into taking a shower with you-”


“MUM!”
 
 
 
 
 
 

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10 The James Sirius Potter Problem

“Seriously,” I found myself saying, “I’m totally not comfortable with this.”

He sighed dramatically and turned around. “I’m counting to ten, Green.”

"Arse," I muttered, rushing to get my clothes back on. When I looked back at him, he was grinning down at me. I almost slapped myself. “You didn’t count at all, did you?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Pig.”

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11 The Really Bad Eavesdropping Habit

“What does that mean?” James cuts in.

“I’m taking a guess,” I absentmindedly answered, “but I think he’s trying to say that him, Scorpius and the three other Slytherins were shirtless because they weren’t expecting any female, like so, to walk in.”

James sputtered out his pumpkin juice back into the cup and thumped his chest. “You saw what?”
 
 

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12 The Egg Baby

“I wasn’t going to steal your egg! Jamsie already threatened to kill off me manhood if I so much as tried to lay a finger on it.”

I blinked a few times to process this information. “Oh,” is all that I could say.

“I just wanted to know if you’d name it after me,” Fred grinned.

I frowned at him. “Uh. Yeah, sure. I hereby name this egg Fred Weasley the Third.”

“Sweet!” Fred grinned, snatching my egg and making a run for it. My mouth dropped open. He just…he just took my egg. He took away my O and replaced it with a D…or maybe even worse…a T.

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13 The Broken Knee




“I, er…” he looked around his dorm. “Just…don’t get out of the bed.” Fine by me. Pretty sure that that notebook is still somewhere behind his bunk.

“Go to class, you idiot.”

He suppressed a smile, quickly leaned down to kiss my forehead and jet raced out the door. What a cute idiot.

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