Harry, Ron, Hermione, Seamus, Neville, Luna, Draco, Pansy, Dean, Ginny
Crossover, Humor, AU
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
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First Published
2012-07-30 02:24:48
Last Published Chapters
2012-10-27 09:59:10
Last Updated
2012-10-27 09:59:10
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1 Prologue

Well, Severus," Lockhart replied, completely oblivious to the anger in Snape's voice, "I have a little, shall we say, proposition for you, should you choose to accept…"

"About what?"

"Well, you dislike a certain Harry Potter crew, right?"

"I'm listening…"

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2 Episode One: Not-so-Happy Campers, Part One

"Welcome back to Total Wizard Island," Lockhart greeted once more, "And now, it's time to meet our first campers! We told them that they'd be staying at a Five-Star Resort, so…if they look a little P.O'd, that's probably why…"

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3 Episode One: Not-so-Happy Campers, Part One (continued)

Hermione…Ron…Lavender…Justin…Romilda…Susan…Parvati…Dean…Cho…Michael…and Ernie! From this moment on, you guys will be known as…The Screaming Grizzlies!"

Harry…Ginny (Harry was quite happy at this choice)…Neville…Seamus…Padma…Luna…Pansy…Cormac…Draco (he looked up in mid deer headlock)…Marietta…and Collin! You guys will be known as…The Killer Bones!"

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4 Episode Two: Not-so-Happy Campers, Part Two

"If you look down now," Lockhart continued, "You'll see two target areas: The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stalked with psychotic, man eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area! Which, we're pretty sure, is shark-free!"

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5 Episode Two: Not-So-Happy Campers, Part Two (Continued)

"Hey, did you really mean all that stuff you said to Ching back there?" Romilda asked.

Cho," Lavender corrected, "And Hell no. Cho's going down! And P.S.: That hair-style of hers is the ugliest way I've seen people do up their hair!"

"Ohhh…but wait…If you hate her, why are you being
nice to her?"

"Wow, you've never seen one of these shows before, have you? You've got to 'Keep your Friends close, and you Enemies

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6 Episode Three: No Sleep, Camp Exodus, California

“Now, ladies and gents, it’s time for…..THE AWAKE-A-THON!”

“The What-a-thon?” Dean asked.

“Don’t sweat it, Dean,” Lockhart assured with a suspicious smile on his face, “This is an easy one! So guys, the team with the last person standing wins invincibility!”

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7 Episode Three: No Sleep, Camp Exodus, California (Continued)

Just as things couldn’t get any worse, they did. Somewhere, the Sugar Plum Fairy theme song from The Nutcracker Suite began playing, and Snape jumped out from behind the trees, dressed in a hot pink fairy pixie dress, complete with a gold crown, wings, and glass slippers.

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