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Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OC
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-12-21 8:33am
Last Chapter
2012-09-30 1:02pm
Last Updated
2012-09-30 1:02pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Flying fish and morning wake-ups

Yeah, what can I say for James? Well… James is as dumb as they make them around here and that’s me talking.

3,303 25
2 Underneath

 Well, Alice says I’m insecure and that I use humor and sarcasm as a defense mechanism. I think she’s losing her touch, really.

3,990 22
3 Quidditch for dummies

Yeah, I’m sure me and what’s-it’s-face are going to be great friends.

2,891 13
4 You're a rainstorm and I'm a house of cards*

If Al played Quidditch shirtless, I think I’d get hit by a bludger multiple times and not even notice.
* A Taylor Swift line from Sparks fly.

3,989 18
5 Double dates and French connections

Fantastic. My already awkward date with Louis has now changed into a double date with the guy I like and his date (who, did I mention is a stupid American bimbo?).

2,092 10
6 Hogsmeade and other stories

 Why did Columbus have to discover that stupid America? If he didn’t Megan would probably still be over there, minding her own damn business.

2,803 19
7 The match

 I forgot about the whole goldfish incident, where it suddenly sprouted wings and flew out of the window. It was by no means helped by me. Or Dom. We are totally innocent. Just two kids trying to have fun. The fish-death had nothing to do with us. Nada. Nothing. I’m serious, No-thing.

2,977 15
8 The fantastic voyage of Mr. Hunfensnuggle and his inevitable geyser of doom

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but let’s face it, I’m hilarious.

2,742 14
9 Preparations

 Me? Sarcastic? Never.

4,141 10
10 Hit me with those green eyes (The ball, pt. 1)

 “On a scale of one to James when he’s hopped up on Halloween sweets, how excited are you?”

4,849 17
11 Albus (the ball pt. 2)

To mix the point of view a little bit.

2,969 12
12 Turtle arrangements and muffins with James

 But wait, here's an idea. I could buy a turtle.

2,336 13
13 Month-aversary

 Month-aversary (that is the cheesiest thing that's ever run through my head).

2,265 11
14 Have yourself a merry little Christmas

 How desperate am I? Don't answer that.

2,606 11
15 Mother knows best

 "My fish died."

2,910 11


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