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Flying fish and morning wake-ups
Yeah, what can I say for James? Well… James is as dumb as they make them around here and that’s me talking.
Well, Alice says I’m insecure and that I use humor and sarcasm as a defense mechanism. I think she’s losing her touch, really.
Quidditch for dummies
Yeah, I’m sure me and what’s-it’s-face are going to be great friends.
You're a rainstorm and I'm a house of cards*
If Al played Quidditch shirtless, I think I’d get hit by a bludger multiple times and not even notice.
Double dates and French connections
Fantastic. My already awkward date with Louis has now changed into a double date with the guy I like and his date (who, did I mention is a stupid American bimbo?).
Hogsmeade and other stories
Why did Columbus have to discover that stupid America? If he didn’t Megan would probably still be over there, minding her own damn business.
I forgot about the whole goldfish incident, where it suddenly sprouted wings and flew out of the window. It was by no means helped by me. Or Dom. We are totally innocent. Just two kids trying to have fun. The fish-death had nothing to do with us. Nada. Nothing. I’m serious, No-thing.
The fantastic voyage of Mr. Hunfensnuggle and his inevitable geyser of doom
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but let’s face it, I’m hilarious.
Me? Sarcastic? Never.
Hit me with those green eyes (The ball, pt. 1)
“On a scale of one to James when he’s hopped up on Halloween sweets, how excited are you?”
Albus (the ball pt. 2)
To mix the point of view a little bit.
Turtle arrangements and muffins with James
But wait, here's an idea. I could buy a turtle.
Month-aversary (that is the cheesiest thing that's ever run through my head).
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
How desperate am I? Don't answer that.
Mother knows best
"My fish died."
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