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"Sweet Potter's armpits!"
Nightmares In The Lavatory
"I want to show that I'm strong and independent, and you know I can't do that alone."
It. Is. Nothing!
"I have a favourite bath towel as well, but I don't wear mine in public."
A Whole Bloody Bloodbath
My life would definitely have won an Oscar. Best Dramatic Situation Award. Easy.
That Same Rush
"Come on, Del, let's go before the vein on her forehead explodes."
Cupcakes = Happiness
She stared at my stomach as if she would suddenly see a foot sticking out of my belly button.
A Picture Will Last Longer
"Either walk away from me, or limp away from me."
Adella Malfoy-Granger didn't skip.
Forbidden Fruit Tastes Better
"I see Lady Ha-Ha's in town."
"Excuse me, but I grew a baby inside me today, what did you do?"
The period, all men's kryptonite.
Removing Splinters From My Tongue
If someone told me when at Hogwarts that I'd be happily married to Draco Malfoy later in life, I would've punched them. Very hard.
Confessions Of A Middle-aged Hero
"Did I ever tell you about how your father and I met?"
"I don't plan. I scheme."
Can't Be Good
"I guess this is the whole karma thing everyone's talking about."
Wake Me From This Nightmare
I was aware that I was sounding hysterical, but I lacked the capability to do anything about it.
The Best Friend
I even missed the sound of her panting! How pathetic am I?
I Can't Do This
I bet they took turns using my bladder as a trampoline...
How in the world was I supposed to respond to this? Was he expecting a compliment in return? Bugger, I was so very bad at these kind of things!
Lost & Found
Wheelchairs are sturdy and comfortable, and that's all I have to say about that.
All The Lies
"Do you sometimes think about how the person you're going to end up with is actually on the earth right now?"
One Question Too Many
"Della, can I ask you something?"
He didn't turn to face me. I didn’t expect him to.
Mr Wrong, Mr Right
I was notoriously known as the girl in constant denial.
"You know I don't take hints! I'm pretty daft in that area."
"It's about that time where you have to push."
Tiny Bundles Of Joy
"I'd rather get fifty bee-stings than go through labour again."
"Have you made up your mind?"
17 Years Later
It's Christmas again.
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