Harry, Ron, Hermione, McGonagall, Draco, Ginny, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC
Drama, Humor, Young Adult
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
First Published
2011-11-16 10:27:56
Last Published Chapters
2013-10-14 14:55:51
Last Updated
2013-10-14 14:55:51
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Seating Arrangements

"Sweet Potter's armpits!"

3604 61
2 Nightmares In The Lavatory

"I want to show that I'm strong and independent, and you know I can't do that alone."

3302 23
3 It. Is. Nothing!

"I have a favourite bath towel as well, but I don't wear mine in public."

3540 25
4 A Whole Bloody Bloodbath

My life would definitely have won an Oscar. Best Dramatic Situation Award. Easy.

3398 24
5 That Same Rush

"Come on, Del, let's go before the vein on her forehead explodes."

3167 28
6 Cupcakes = Happiness

She stared at my stomach as if she would suddenly see a foot sticking out of my belly button.

3290 17
7 A Picture Will Last Longer

"Either walk away from me, or limp away from me."

5119 20
8 Empty Classroom

Adella Malfoy-Granger didn't skip.

4533 15
9 Forbidden Fruit Tastes Better

"I see Lady Ha-Ha's in town."

7962 14
10 Almost Unnoticed

"Excuse me, but I grew a baby inside me today, what did you do?"

7894 15
11 Feliz Navi-dead

The period, all men's kryptonite.

10413 24
12 Removing Splinters From My Tongue

If someone told me when at Hogwarts that I'd be happily married to Draco Malfoy later in life, I would've punched them. Very hard.

3727 22
13 Confessions Of A Middle-aged Hero

"Did I ever tell you about how your father and I met?"

4188 23
14 So Frail

"I don't plan. I scheme."

3146 17
15 Can't Be Good

"I guess this is the whole karma thing everyone's talking about."

2347 14
16 Wake Me From This Nightmare

I was aware that I was sounding hysterical, but I lacked the capability to do anything about it.

4489 12
17 The Best Friend

I even missed the sound of her panting! How pathetic am I?

3834 14
18 I Can't Do This

I bet they took turns using my bladder as a trampoline...

4608 26
19 Beautiful? Me?

How in the world was I supposed to respond to this? Was he expecting a compliment in return? Bugger, I was so very bad at these kind of things!

3613 18
20 Lost & Found

Wheelchairs are sturdy and comfortable, and that's all I have to say about that.

4076 20
21 All The Lies

"Do you sometimes think about how the person you're going to end up with is actually on the earth right now?"

3156 16
22 One Question Too Many

"Della, can I ask you something?"

2926 15
23 The One?

He didn't turn to face me. I didn’t expect him to.

2849 14
24 Mr Wrong, Mr Right

I was notoriously known as the girl in constant denial.

4338 6
25 Late.

"You know I don't take hints! I'm pretty daft in that area."

6136 15
26 Three Words

"It's about that time where you have to push."

4444 11
27 Tiny Bundles Of Joy

"I'd rather get fifty bee-stings than go through labour again."

3223 3
28 Goodbye.

"Have you made up your mind?"

3279 9
29 17 Years Later

It's Christmas again.

8610 16


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