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Ron, Hermione, McGonagall, Neville, Luna, Teddy, Albus, James (II), Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/OC
Drama, Mystery, Action/Adventure
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-10-20 1:23pm
Last Chapter
2014-08-10 8:32pm
Last Updated
2014-08-10 8:32pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 In which I am Brought Against my Will

 Here goes my life story. Feel free to get popcorn at any time, it's my life that depends on it, not yours.

1,110 3
2 In Which I am Assigned... Parole?

Look out world! I'm on parole! 

1,518 7
3 In Which I Learn of how to be a Lovegood-Scamander

 Step #1:Let your friends blow up your house while on insane missions while you arelocked in a basement

Step #2: Have a twin and explore haunted houses in your free time

Step #3: Pickle Dirigible plums

1,895 7
4 In Which A Bombshell is Dropped into my Waiting Arms

 "I'm one of the werewolf children raised by Greyback, and I need to find out if they have figured out who my parents are yet. Oh, and did I say i'm a werewolf yet?"

"Keep it down!" she hissed. "Some people actually are happy knowing that their children are safe from werewolves!" She scowled, looking around making sure the people walking around wouldn't hear.

1,560 4
5 In Which I Run

 "And I'm Albus. But please, if you have any respect, you'll call me Al." Said the other boy, with short but shaggy dark hair, and bright green eyes.

1,498 2
6 In Which I Meet the Family

 Why I am Beginning to Love the Weasleys:

1. They're magical 

2. They don't know about my situation (Besides two or three)

3. They're technically family, not that they know...

2,208 3
7 In Which I Name an Owl Tiger

 Trust me, you'll understand the name once you meet the bird.

2,046 2
8 In Which I Get My Very Own Stick

 What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

Believe me, it's a pretty stick.

2,174 1
9 In Which I Enter Hogwarts

The little woman cleared her throat and spoke. “I sincerely welcome you all to Hogwarts!”

I think I saw McGonagall roll her eyes.

2,611 3
10 In Which the Toad Makes us Take a Stupid Safety Exam

75. If my potion were to begin to emit a sulfurous odor, I should:
a. Inform the professor
b. Ring the emergency alarm
c. Ignore it and move along
d. It is probably just my neighbor

Stupid ministry safety exams.

3,667 2
11 In Which I'm the Man

It'd be best for you not to ask questions now and just read.

3,786 2
12 In Which I Get My First Detention

Late nights in the kitchen + Card games + Whipped cream = who the heck knows?

3,336 1
13 In Which My Life Becomes Utter and Insane Chaos

I can explain this chapter as this: 

The beginning of chaos.

4,126 7
14 In Which I Meet The Utter Chaos' Backwash

 "I may be old, but I'm no coot, Ms. Potter. I would recognize those eyes anywhere. "

4,087 4
15 In Which I Let the Truth Roll

Well, to like TWO people.

But, that's someone, right?

2,282 3
16 In Which I Contact A Lost Relative

"There's a rumour going around that we're making Draught of Living Death." Scorp answers.

"Ah. My specialty." I say.

Scorp and John both look at me weirdly, almost in fear.

I laugh nervously. "Only kidding." I clear.

2,321 4
17 In Which I Get Expelled (Sort of)

All because of my big stupid mouth.

But yet, it was worth it.

3,048 4
18 In Which I Finally Play Quidditch and Spill Secrets

 All in all, my life is taking a turn for the better.

It would seem.

1,981 3
19 In Which I Wake

 Quiet. Light. A woman named Caelator.

1,426 1


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