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Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC
Humor, Romance
Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
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First Published
2011-10-19 10:56pm
Last Chapter
2015-10-25 3:43pm
Last Updated
2015-10-25 3:43pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Gryffindor's Insane Girl

“What did I say?” I asked him, looking around for her. 
“You always say the wrong thing, Lenny.” Teddy said with a laugh. 
 In my defense, I don’t really know what I say that’s so offensive. Maybe it’s just my face or something. I’ve heard faces can scare people off pretty good.

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2 Eat your Toe

Dear L.C,

I’ve been searching for you high and low, but I can’t seem to find out who you are. I’m sure you’ve heard of the Astronomy problem that happened to all 7th years. I just so happened to come up with your initials.

I would love to put a name to a face. Can we meet some time?


Sirius Black

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3 Mermaid Tears and Broken Butts

“Well...I started a fire in Potions today, nothing new. Not my fault though, those Mermaid Tears jump by themselves, I swear!" I knew he was fishing for a specific answer, but I didn’t have the proper answer.

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4 House Elves and Lennyland

I’m really not crazy, it’s just when times get hard, I go to Lennyland.

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5 Crazy L.C.

Well, it may be the fact that I am her. It may be the fact that I have your letter under my bed, taped to the bottom of the mattress so no one will find it. I could know about L.C because you are pathetically sending me letters.

2,962 6
6 Mother Nature has a Crush

“Bloody keep your shirt on or you’ll cause global warming, Black!” I hissed from my seat. Multiple confused eyes turned towards me, but I glowered at my plate.


“Are you calling him hot, Crowley?” Remus asked, a small smirk at the corners of his lips. My face went red immediately. Did none of them see my logic?

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7 Bloody Match and Owl Identities

If Black was that thick, so be it, I was fine with that. It meant my identity of L.C. was hidden. And my identity as a owl as well.

The owl gig was going out the window anyways. I wasn’t sneaky Slytherin enough for it.

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8 Making the Grades and Friends

"With our help, you could actually look good. As long as you don't open your mouth. You'd ruin it right there," Mary added. 
I stuck my tongue out in the mirror. My tongue looked fine. Did Mary mean I didn't have good teeth? I examined them as well, but couldn't find a fault in them. Sure, they were a little crooked, but nothing drastic. 

"She means just don't talk." Alice said.

Oh...that made more sense.

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9 Hidden Beauty and Marlene McKinnon

“You look like someone plenty of wrackspurts would be attracted to. They like nice hair. You have nice hair…but small ears. Good thing your hair hides it.”

Remus smacked his forehead with his palm and Black looked dumbfounded. He opened his mouth, closed it, and then opened it again, only to snap it shut. I blinked at the pair, unsure what I did wrong. I complimented him, didn’t I? Shouldn’t he be happy?

3,263 5
10 Chocolate Apologies and Male PMS

I think all boys are PMSing. Except they all do it the same week. First, Teddy breaks our Hogsmeade trip by going on a date with Mary. Second, Ludo Bagman asks me out on a "not date". Lastly, Black is semi-nice to me. By semi-nice, I mean he didn't yell or call me names.

3,285 10
11 Intimidation and Costumes

“So what are your intentions with my brother, McDonald?” Yes, I had just pulled out the surname card. This meant business.

Oh, I think you know.” She said with a wink.

"I'd like exact words." I told her "I want to quote you when I owl Mum about you." 

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12 Dressing Up and Down

“Now I understand how you two are related.” Potter whispered to Teddy who frowned at him.

“Lenny has always been attractive.” Teddy told him, crossing his arms. He looked ready to kill someone any minute. I had a feeling it would be me.


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13 Halloween Party

I felt arms snake around my waist, but I didn’t care. The music was so intoxicating. Screw nargles, screw Teddy, screw my family; music was my new love. It loved me back. I could feel it. It held me close and loved me for me. I didn’t have to be bloody L.C. for the music. 


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14 Hang Overs

 The sudden movement made me peel over and vomit in the nearest open thing.

As I straightened up, Lily was smirking at me. Frowning, I turned around to what I had thrown up in. “That’s Mary’s trunk.” She told me. “I won’t tell.”

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15 Fights and Tears

“You could’ve at least put up a fight.” I heard above me. I looked up in shock to see Sirius leaning over it, a large smirk on his face. I shrieked, throwing my wand at him. It flew right into his open eye.

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16 Learning the Crowleys

But hey, I'm drunk. I'm allowed to do things I want.

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17 For Better or Worse

 Father didn’t sneak Teddy extra pieces of pie when Mom had her back turned. Father didn’t stay up late on Teddy and I’s birthday night to wish him a happy birthday. Father didn’t pick roses for Teddy when he was sick. Father didn’t call Teddy his ‘little princess’. I know parents aren’t supposed to pick favorites, but I was definitely Father’s favorite.

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18 Marlene and Lenny Day

"You're in denial," She said.

"No, I'm in Hogwarts!" I proclaimed.

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19 The Hospital Wing

"Hey, I resent that! We'd make a fantastic couple! Right Lenny?" Sirius said, looking straight at me.

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20 Changing

“Think about the beginning of this year, Lenny. I was the only person you had. Now you have Lily, Alice, Mary, Marlene, the Marauders, and you definitely have Black! You don’t need me anymore.” I could see the pain in his eyes, but his voice was full of fury. I tried to bite my tongue, tried to hold back the pricks of water that were fighting to come out.

“Now you know how I felt for the past six years,” I whispered, rushing out of the library as I felt the tears threatening to fall.


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21 Dresses and Being Lenny

“You can’t say no to them all!” Marlene protested from the other side of the door. I heard her stomp away to find another one.

“Can’t he just be the one to wear the dress?” I asked hopefully. Maybe Sirius would. I have always had a theory that he had a feminine side. He did have an obsession with his hair after all.

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22 The Masquerade Ball

"I have everything I want. I wouldn't ask for much more." I told him. His grin widened at me. He stopped dancing, pulling me to a hault with him.

"That's the best answer I've ever heard," 

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23 Protego

It was like Sirius was my own Protego charm, but ten times better. Maybe that’s what love is. Feeling the security of a Fidelius Charm. Maybe it’s that adrenalin pump you feel when you first ride a broom. Maybe it’s even that feeling you get when you look into someone’s eyes like I was and realize that the flaws you have known for so long don’t matter anymore. All that matters is them.

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24 Home not Home

I was Lenny Crowley. Nowhere in there did I see "weak" or "pathetic".

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25 Into Sirius's Mind

Romeo and Juliet? No. It's a Sirius and Lenny love story now. I'd make sure of it.

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26 Attempts and Fails to Cheer Lenny Up

"Well first off, you won't find nargles in a basement." I took her hat off of her. She just looked silly. Which is saying a lot coming from me. I put her safari hat on me. Now that probably looked pretty sweet.

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27 Christmas Eve

"No. It's simple. If you love someone, you're supposed to be with them. No games. No gimmicks."

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28 The Nargle Attacks

"Remus has an unfair advantage!" James shouted, pointing an accusatory finger at him. Remus barked with laughter.

"What? Brains?" He asked. James flushed pink.

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29 Potter's New Years Eve Party (Part One)

"The old Sirius hurt you...the old Sirius was the one that ran from someone they care about. I'm hoping that maybe if a new Sirius came along...any type of Lenny would fall for him again." Sirius's eyes bore into mine.

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30 Potter's New Years Eve Party (Part Two)

"I've wanted to be your friend for a while. We all have. I'm glad you gave us a chance."

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31 McGonagall's Office

"McGonagall?" I heard. I looked up to see Black was turned around at the door.

"Yes?" I questioned.

"It's been a good few years, yeah?" He asked, a small smile playing on his lips. I found myself smiling along with him.

"It's been interesting."

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32 Valentine's Day

“It’s her first Valentine’s Day with Black! Neither of them have ever had a significant other for Valentine’s Day! We’ve got to set the bar high for that bloke,” Mary told Lily.

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