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    Fred, George, Oliver, OtherCanon
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    OC/OC, Other Pairing
    Drama, Humor, Romance
    Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
    Story Reviews
    First Published
    2011-09-26 2:06pm
    Last Chapter
    2013-02-19 4:26pm
    Last Updated
    2013-02-19 4:26pm

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    Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
    1 Penelope's Chip On Her Shoulder

    “It’s because I know Quidditch blokes and nearly every single one is the same as the next one. And they’re three times as bad when they’re a Captain."

    2,724 6
    2 The Best Laid Plans

    Angelina frowned and watched as Oliver went into the changing rooms, “That boy really needs a hobby, something other than Quidditch to occupy him.”
    And that was when an idea hit the twins. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Fred turned to George.
    “My fine fellow, I do believe I am.”

    2,810 3
    3 Darling, Poison is an Understatement

    “What can I say? I’m a sucker for a girl with attitude. Adds something special to the relationship.”

    2,267 3
    4 Fraternising with the Enemy

    "So, let me get this straight; I’m meant to sell Oliver Wood Quidditch tips just so he can date Penelope Clearwater!"

    2,864 3
    5 Too Close For Comfort

    “-do I want?” He looked at her in the eyes, “I want you, Penny.”
    She swallowed the bile rising in her throat and scoffed. “That is the lamest line you have ever come out with, and I’ve heard every single one of your Quidditch speeches.”

    2,704 5
    6 Caveman Tendencies

    He finally had some time to be alone and make a start on the homework he had already noticed piling up. It wasn’t his fault that at every opportune moment to do his work something cropped up, usually Quidditch or some crazy girl wanting him to sign all of her bras. And now he had the extra task of ‘wooing’ Penelope Clearwater.

    2,806 3
    7 In Which There is No Sexual Tension Whatsoever

    "If it wasn’t for you taking my book and making me fight with you, I wouldn’t be here right now, stuck in this room with a flaming imbecile who can’t even spell his own name right!”

    2,664 4
    8 The Agony Aunts

    “What did you do?” Fred said, stuffing some roast potatoes in his mouth. The twins had cornered Oliver that evening after hearing plenty of rumours about what had happened in the Trophy Room, one rather alarming one involving a lot of Butterbeer and a raucous game of Twister.

    2,668 2
    9 Second Thoughts and Sudden Realisations

    “So, what do you say, Penny, do you fancy-”
    Hogsmeade? Sure. Going for a drink in the Three Broomsticks? Yeah. Talking for hours on end just in the company of yours truly? Why not.
    Me, Oliver Wood?

    2,784 4
    10 The Date

    “Anyway,” Audrey turned back to Penelope, “you look great, so don’t be so nervous.” Penelope tried to smile but she was far too nervous; her heart was thudding right in her ears and her stomach kept twisting and untwisting.
    “Go get ‘im, tiger!”

    2,832 3
    11 Oh, The Mystery and Secrecy!

    “And for how long will I remain a mystery?”
    She glanced quickly down at his lips, biting her own and raising an eyebrow. He put his hand around her wrist and pulled her dangerously close. “Not very long at all,” he pulled her closer but she pushed him away, “hopefully.”

    2,658 4
    12 A Whole Lotta Butterbeer

    Did she want to see Oliver Wood again?
    Without a doubt.
    And that is how she ended up standing outside the Hufflepuff common room door, dressed in what Audrey called her ‘partay clothes’ and holding a bottle of Butterbeer disguised as perfume.

    2,705 2
    13 Look Out, Sunshine!

    “-jump from sofa to sofa like some deranged bird? Yeah, I’ve heard about that.” Penelope shook her head, still embarrassed with herself.
    “I personally think you make a very good bird."

    2,573 6
    14 Quidditch Tactics

    “You know very well, Ollie, that I am utterly repulsed by the sight of you,” she tried to sound like her usual bossy self, but the smile he was giving her made her weak, and she could hardly keep the happiness out of her voice. “I would much rather snog a Flobberworm than spend another afternoon in your company.”

    3,669 2
    15 The Good, the Bad, and Roger

    They couldn't have looked more pleased if Professor Snape had announced that he was leaving Hogwarts and his replacement was going to be one of the male models from Madam Malkin’s underwear line.

    2,595 5
    16 They'll Never Learn (Plan B)

    She thought he had actually liked her; the first boy to actually like her was Oliver Wood. She couldn't believe her luck. And, she thought sourly, I shouldn't have believed it either.

    2,576 4
    17 Shakespeare in the Great Hall

    "I want you to help me."
    "And why would I do that?"
    "I guess I just won't tell you what Wood's planning to do this evening, then."

    2,996 2
    18 Cirque du Hogwarts

    "She's just using Percy to make him jealous."
    "You know," George grinned, staring off into space, "I seem to like Penelope more and more every day."

    2,632 3
    19 The Prize Fool of Gryffindor

    "But wouldn't Oliver have said something to Percy?" Derek said after a moment, staring into the fire, "I mean, since they share a dorm, wouldn't Oliver have said something to him about Penelope?"

    2,665 6
    20 Oliver's Detention Date

    The office door swung open. Oliver looked up, frozen in the process of rifling through Filch's drawers and stuffing a Fanged Frizbee down the back of his trousers.

    "Hi." Penelope said.

    2,641 5
    21 The Yule Ball

    "Argus Filch has warts, Harry Potter has fame, I bet you'd like to find out, How I got my name."

    Audrey looked up from the note, tears of laughter shining in her eyes, "It's..." she gulped and look around for the right word, "well, it's sincere."

    3,206 11


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