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Harry, Ginny, Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse
Story Reviews
First Published
2011-06-23 9:06am
Last Chapter
2016-06-06 12:02am
Last Updated
2016-06-06 12:02am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Waking Up

This is just the best morning ever! *Insert an incredibly large amount of sarcasm here*
It's just every day that you want to wake up and have your name screamed at you, by a horny crazy boy, none the less. Perfect. 

5,561 16
2 What is it with this family and gingers?

This world is infested with idiots. But how do I always seem to be surrounded by the majority of them?

4,923 15
3 A little hypocritical...

You know when you think things can’t get any worse, but they do about five minutes later? Yeah... that just happened to me.

5,519 13
4 I never thought this would happen...

How much do these people have to laugh?! They seem to never stop! The worst part though is that they're always laughing at me!

4,867 16
5 That wasn't the best idea.

Out of all the sensible things I could have done, of course I had to do that.

3,104 11
6 Please don't ask that...

Of all the questions not to ask me, they seemed to have crossed them all out- except one. Oh wait, no, she just asked that. And now I have to answer, great

6,509 8
7 Find a man

Drink. One word that before tonight I didn’t think was that hard to understand. Obviously I need to be corrected as that word doesn’t seem to be in Cammie’s dictionary.

3,429 3
8 Turn away and take another shot.

There is absolutely no reason for me to be here tonight. None. And yet I am here and it’s all because of that idiot I call my cousin.  

3,286 6
9 And the next Harry Potter is...

I'm going to give you a piece of incredibly important advice: never, ever become friends with your cousins. 

3,354 5
10 At least it wasn't the fridge

You know it’s going to be a weird day when you walk into the flat your brother and cousin share to find the latter cleaning the microwave.

3,034 3
11 Goodbye

It must have been his eyes that did it. I can’t explain it any other way.


2,761 3


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