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This is just the best morning ever! *Insert an incredibly large amount of sarcasm here*
What is it with this family and gingers?
This world is infested with idiots. But how do I always seem to be surrounded by the majority of them?
A little hypocritical...
You know when you think things can’t get any worse, but they do about five minutes later? Yeah... that just happened to me.
I never thought this would happen...
How much do these people have to laugh?! They seem to never stop! The worst part though is that they're always laughing at me!
That wasn't the best idea.
Out of all the sensible things I could have done, of course I had to do that.
Please don't ask that...
Of all the questions not to ask me, they seemed to have crossed them all out- except one. Oh wait, no, she just asked that. And now I have to answer, great.
Find a man
Drink. One word that before tonight I didn’t think was that hard to understand. Obviously I need to be corrected as that word doesn’t seem to be in Cammie’s dictionary.
Turn away and take another shot.
There is absolutely no reason for me to be here tonight. None. And yet I am here and it’s all because of that idiot I call my cousin.
And the next Harry Potter is...
I'm going to give you a piece of incredibly important advice: never, ever become friends with your cousins.
At least it wasn't the fridge
You know it’s going to be a weird day when you walk into the flat your brother and cousin share to find the latter cleaning the microwave.
It must have been his eyes that did it. I can’t explain it any other way.
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