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Rating
Mature
Chapters
10
Words
39,966
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC, Lily/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
34
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-06-19 7:43am
Last Chapter
2012-08-21 11:13pm
Last Updated
2012-08-21 11:13pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Job 1: Find Out How to Summon the Knight Bus Off the Top of Muggle Houses

It’s not looking good. I mean, why would the Knight Bus normally have to collect people off roofs? I mean, the whole way of summoning it is ‘stick out your wand arm off the pavement’. And there is no pavement of roofs (no way, Sherlock).
 
 
 

3,673 10
2 Job 2: Stop Matchmaking My Friends

I was smirking; smirking at ROSE; I had officially turned into James Potter (II). SMIRKING - WHAT IS THIS?! Pepper’s Body Revolt Day?! I am, quite frankly, putting the final nail in my coffin with this. If there is enough of me to even have a funeral for afterwards. 
 

3,418 5
3 Job 3: Recieve OWLs, Fetch Friends and Recieve Howler

Maybe I could steal his duvet instead. Yes, good idea Pepper – sleep on his floor.
 
 
 

3,541 3
4 Job 4: Write Down My Funeral Ideas On Louis' Walls

It was me and Tori left alone with Rose's soaked stuff now. Ooh, this is totally like a Last Dryer Standing competition, isn't it? Who will win?
 
 
 

3,820 3
5 Job 5: Find the Fates and Challenge them on my Destiny of 'Death Before 17'

And I have to admit that I’m a little bit peeved. I always imagined that if I ever did get a prophecy, it would be all rhyming and I would be wearing a beautiful ruby-red satin dress, and it would be on an overgrown balcony at night when all the stars and moon and stuff could be seen. Also my hair would be blowing backwards, all glossy and shiny, like in a L’Oreal advert. That is the proper way to get given a prophecy.
 
 
 

3,551 5
6 Job 6: Get A Brilliant Evil Plan

Note to self: buy a cockerel. It helps to avoid situations like this at 11.34 the next morning…
 
 
 

4,605 2
7 Job 7: Work Out What's Between James and Me, and Convince Everyone Else It's Nothing

Okay, that’s exactly who he is from now on. This so-called Trevor guy is dead to me.
 

4,524 3
8 Job 8: Talk to Lou and Send Roses to Fred

All around me, people were groaning and squealing, and most were finding other people to punch and/or shout at that they had to wear their clothes tomorrow. I, on the other hand, was trying to work out whose name it was that was on the slip of paper.
I mean seriously, who writes their name so badly that nobody can read it in an event that relies upon me reading the name?!
 

4,079 1
9 Job 9: Post 'Agony Aunt' Notices Around School

They considered this. I’m the first to admit that my friends look hilarious when they’re thinking; Louis looks confused, like he doesn’t normally think (which he doesn’t), Al looks constipated, and Rose looks quite soulful and melodramatic.
 

4,686 1
10 Job 10: Help That Third-Year Strip Down her (Potentially Deadly) Broomstick

If I had to redesign Hogwarts, we’d totally be in Hawaii somewhere. This place is far too cold in the winter for my liking, and then I could wear kaftans and bikinis and Roman sandals all year round!
 

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