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Dumbledore, Lupin, McGonagall, Slughorn, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Fluff, Romance, AU
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-04-20 7:03pm
Last Chapter
2012-05-01 11:38pm
Last Updated
2012-05-01 11:38pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Trains Trains Trains

 What. The. Hell. I was on a train. A nice train, but a train nonetheless. How did I get on a train? I had the distant memory of refusing to get on a train, and yet… I was on a train. The word train was beginning to sound weird. 

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2 Carriage chat, lost ties and the colour blue

 Oh come on, I had eyes. I couldn’t help but notice how dishy Sirius was. I was a woman – he was a man. This made sense. And even if I wasn’t a woman, and therefore I would be a man, I would still find him attractive. But maybe I’m only saying that because I actually am a woman and have no experience being a man – gosh, can you imagine that? Being a guy for the day?! I had a strange feeling that I had lost my train of thought.

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3 Sexy giants, little things and an obnoxious hat.

 As soon as I entered I realized four things.

One – The Sorting had almost finished and there was only one student left.

Two – Every single eye in the room had landed on me.

Three – McGonagall had lied to me. This was not the Great Hall. This was hell itself.

Four – I was walking like a penguin.

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4 How do you explain the unexplainable?

 Dumbledore himself seemed to find it quite amusing as his smile widened, and he chuckled quietly. Yeah, Dumbledore and I had shared a joke – we were clearly now best friends.

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5 This, That and a Hippo.

 ‘Oh do shut up,’ I snapped, slumping back down and taking a chomp out of my toast. I continued munching, staring at nothing in particular – hoping I didn’t look like a hippo…did hippos like toast? Did they even eat toast? If they didn’t, they were missing out – toast was amazing.

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