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Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
General, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-03-19 10:12pm
Last Chapter
2012-02-10 5:49am
Last Updated
2012-02-10 5:49am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Juice-y

 “Granger, go make me a sandwich.”

2,590 62
2 Survival of the Fittest

“Not every girl wants you, you know.” Rose cut across.
There was a second of silence between the three of us.
“No Rosie, every girl pretty much wants him,” Al said.
Damn straight.
“The ones with substance don’t,” She said smugly.
“Yeah, well, the ones with substance generally end up with fifty cats,” Al remarked.
Rose threw a handful of potatoes at him.

3,646 56
3 Target

Al and Rose were already sitting on one of the desks near the back of the classroom, Al staring at me like I was a bozo and Rose smirking at the blackboard.

Both of them are gits. I don’t know why I publicly associate myself with them.

2,893 52
4 I’m Judging You


3,753 43
5 Genius Acting Skills

“Thank you, Al, for proving to me that reverse evolution is possible.”

2,897 28
6 Get Over It. Please.

We associate with James other times as well! Like that one day at the Gryffindor Table during dinner, I asked him to give me the chicken. He gave me the chicken, and I said thanks. Then he said you’re welcome.

Intense cousin love, right there.

3,741 26
7 Strawberry

Basically, Rose Weasley is kind of like an omnipresent ninja and if you question her you’ll get a really weird look. But it’s really just her covering up the fact that she’s a ninja so she doesn’t get demoted from the ninja ranks.

It’s all pretty clear, actually.

I’m a genius, no big deal.

2,998 39
8 Dates are for Chumps

Whatever, dudes. You’re not getting 100 galleons out of this. We’ll see who’s laughing when I’m rich and you’re still stupid!


2,584 22
9 I Am Stupid.

Sweet Jesus, I really am stupid.

2,765 48
10 Part 2, Chapter 1: Now Suffer My Wrath

One must take Rose Weasley very seriously, as she has sadist tendencies and a disappointing lack of morality.


3,470 38
11 Part 2, Chapter 2: Ironic.

Memo to self: make sure brain is fully functional to avoid appearing like a blithering fool. Requirements: don’t look at Aisha’s eyes. Or her face. Or her hair. Or her butt.

…well, maybe her butt.

2,871 42
12 Part 2, Chapter 3: Idiocy Abounds

 When men go pee, it’s a solitary type of business.

3,559 33


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