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“Granger, go make me a sandwich.”
Survival of the Fittest
“Not every girl wants you, you know.” Rose cut across.
Al and Rose were already sitting on one of the desks near the back of the classroom, Al staring at me like I was a bozo and Rose smirking at the blackboard.
I’m Judging You
HOLY MOTHER OF WRACKSPURTS –
Genius Acting Skills
“Thank you, Al, for proving to me that reverse evolution is possible.”
Get Over It. Please.
We associate with James other times as well! Like that one day at the Gryffindor Table during dinner, I asked him to give me the chicken. He gave me the chicken, and I said thanks. Then he said you’re welcome.
Basically, Rose Weasley is kind of like an omnipresent ninja and if you question her you’ll get a really weird look. But it’s really just her covering up the fact that she’s a ninja so she doesn’t get demoted from the ninja ranks.
Dates are for Chumps
Whatever, dudes. You’re not getting 100 galleons out of this. We’ll see who’s laughing when I’m rich and you’re still stupid!
I Am Stupid.
Sweet Jesus, I really am stupid.
Part 2, Chapter 1: Now Suffer My Wrath
One must take Rose Weasley very seriously, as she has sadist tendencies and a disappointing lack of morality.
Part 2, Chapter 2: Ironic.
Memo to self: make sure brain is fully functional to avoid appearing like a blithering fool. Requirements: don’t look at Aisha’s eyes. Or her face. Or her hair. Or her butt.
Part 2, Chapter 3: Idiocy Abounds
When men go pee, it’s a solitary type of business.
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