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Rating
Mature
Chapters
5
Words
15,290
Characters
Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Story Reviews
41
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-02-22 7:43pm
Last Chapter
2011-07-01 10:39pm
Last Updated
2011-07-01 10:39pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 one kilo of tulip bulbs and a half-kilo of chocolate frogs

People don’t get hives unless there’s coconut shampoo or cashews involved.

2,890 15
2 where can i find talent agents and swim trunks?

Is it too early to name our children?

2,968 5
3 no, we don’t carry ginger dragons or colouring books

Bad idea bear, that Zarathustra, mark my words.

3,440 5
4 we need to stock up on amortentia and devious plots

I’m going to die alone and Albus will die miserable with half-cow Dutch kids mooing at him on his deathbed.

3,127 9
5 why would we have a chipmunk and kittens? is this a zoo?

I am the single cleverest witch in Hogwarts.

2,865 7

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