Ron, Hermione, Draco, Albus, Rose, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
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Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2011-02-11 18:42:39
Last Published Chapters
2015-07-11 23:44:43
Last Updated
2015-07-11 23:44:43
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Boy is an Idiot.

Rasberry tart, anyone?

4184 18
2 Why, Merlin?

I swear, I don't know how I get myself into these situations.

4143 15
3 Rose, zero.

This boy needs to learn about something called boundaries.

5110 8
4 Let's Get Grizzly.

Confused. Oh so confused.

4201 5
5 The Burrow, Where Nothing Happens.

Denial is the key, my dear.

4197 18
6 Merry Christmas Darling

Charm the Halls with sprigs of Fluxweed!

5126 7
7 My Life Struggles.

… And there goes my dignity.

3663 5
8 Nanbread?

I didn’t stand a chance.

3973 7
9 Call Me Green.

I hadn’t expected it to actually work.

3989 6
10 He Who Gins, Wins.

Let me get my coat.

5291 10
11 Throw 'em in the Thames.

Oh, hello, confusion. Fancy seeing you here.

4271 4
12 Does it not Look Pleasant?

Merlin simply hates me. I must have stolen his frilly knickers in a past life.

4282 5
13 Hippy, Happy, Hooray.

No unicorn. No trolls, no giants and no pink haired strangers. Instead, I have a Malfoy, an Eddie, and a pretty-eyed vegan.

4860 11
14 Do You Know Him, Weasley?

This cannot be a mere coincidence. Merlin is laughing his head off up there, I swear.

5341 10
15 Feelings Mostly of Dread.

I really hated that boy. Global warming and sexist comments had nothing on Scorpius Malfoy.

3720 14
16 Oversteppin' Boundaries.

I wondered how hot it would have to get to make clothing a dangerous, unnecessary item.

6312 7
17 Meet the Malfoys.

And it wasn't even Thursday.

5653 15
18 Denial, She Wrote.

I could really do with looking sexier right now.

4682 9
19 Park Bench Performances

Don’t try this at home, kids.

3846 17
20 The Birds and the Bees

The most immature nineteen year old I have ever met is possibly myself.

3310 10
21 Fun Night.

 Welcome, friend.

2814 8


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