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Harry, Ginny, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2011-01-24 4:20am
Last Chapter
2012-08-26 3:36am
Last Updated
2012-09-28 12:26pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Idiocy of the Time

 "My awkwardness bloody seethes!”

4,889 26
2 A Matter of Great Irrelevance

“You know what frightens me? I think this bread might actually be more intelligent than you.”

4,835 14
3 Deus Ex Priscilla

"It's Latin for you use it, and I kill you."

5,397 18
4 Beginnings and Their Consequences

The utter lack of any muscle in her body was never as jarringly pronounced in her life as it was in that one, horrifying moment.

3,939 19
5 The Importance of Intelligence

 Everything anybody had ever said about her intelligence had been true.

3,295 11
6 The Art of Iciness

 I was only planning on keeping your childhood picture. Forever. While prowling around your house. I might show it to my friends, though.

4,963 22
7 The Splendid Return

 She wasn’t about to blackmail Albus Potter. Not really. Blackmail sounded so unpleasant. This was just forced persuasion.

5,504 15
8 Cinderella and a Matter of Pumpkins

"Nothing more than the usual Albus Potter stalking tendencies, I see," said Trista, before June could retort.

5,896 16
9 It Started With

 "I can be very persuasive when I want to," said Priscilla gravely.

7,130 22
10 Trivial Contrivances

 For the first time in the past few days, she could feel Albus’s eyes on her back. 

4,794 28
11 The End of an Enchantment

 “I’m not going to apologize or anything.”

6,028 20
12 Crash

 He genuinely sounded perplexed. It irritated her how confused he seemed.

5,758 32
13 Denouement

 “Too orange. By Merlin’s fifth finger, you’ve got no talent at this sort of thing.”

6,364 47
14 Valentines and Vendettas

“I just think it would be nice if we did something other than sit around and eat chocolates we nick from third years,” said Trista. “Even third years get chocolates and flowers! Third years!”

6,749 26
15 Circles

 “I told you, I’m not Al,” he said, sounding amused. “And this is my room, actually.”

6,989 29
16 Love at Hogwarts

“I know you’ve always got Priscilla on one end harping on about sharpening axes and Lucy on the other, convinced that Potter’s part of some grand conspiracy theory to ruin your life, but you know what I think?"

7,311 21
17 On Sugar Quills

 "I also like sugar quills."

7,609 17
18 Out With a Bang

"The year's not over yet. And we're going out with a bang."

6,797 11
19 Honour Among Hufflepuffs

"What would Lady Hufflepuff do?"

7,069 11
20 Bathing in Roses

 "Goodbye, Hogwarts,"

8,490 29


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