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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-11-21 12:22am
Last Chapter
2012-08-18 3:50am
Last Updated
2012-08-18 3:50am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 On Unicorns, Parents, and James

 “Well, Lemony Snicket,” he smiled widely, “get ready for the adventures of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasley, and their attempt to defeat the evil wizard Moldyshorts in HIS attempt to turn the wizarding world into an army of Oompa Loompas only without the cool orange-ness and lyrical genius. “

3,162 36
2 On Flying, More Parents...and Some More James I Guess

 We laughed as we finally came to a stop. James jumped off the broom and helped me get down from it. I stood there quietly, looking around at the backyard I landed in every summer. It never changed, never disappeared. That’s what I loved about being here with James and his family. They were the constant part of my life. Sure, they enjoyed disappearing beneath their Invisibility Cloak, but they always came back.

2,869 26
3 On Dark Marks, Hormones, and Sex-on-Legs (and James)

 Let’s talk about snogging as I hide behind the kitchen door to recuperate from my incredibly embarrassing meeting with Louis-Who-Is-Most-Definitely-Not-Scorpius-Malfoy.

3,633 57
4 On Growls, Awkward Silences, and the Importance of Hyphens (and James)

 His grin widened. “I knew you couldn’t handle the extreme awesomeness of my abdomen. Don’t feel embarrassed. You’re not the first girl to have lost your head over them.”

3,120 35
5 On Honesty, Trains, and Pretty-Darn-Obvious Crushes (and James)

Thankfully I managed to ward off all questions by pretending like I thought Nargles were real. 

3,363 41
6 On Fights, Flirtations, and the Art of Being Friendzoned (and James)

 I curse the day I came across a certain teenage romance novel of a supernatural kind. It seems to have marred my thinking skills. Which weren't all that great to begin with.

3,602 15


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