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The Eloquent Charms of Fredrick Weasley
Dixie would like to insist that the illegal Gnome fighting-tournaments held by her brothers in her house are infact a load of rubbish. Get your facts straight Skeeter.
Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, I Promise Never to Get in to Trouble Again
Professor McGonagall would like to assure you that the safety of the Brownies is content. Professor Flint, on the other hand, would like to announce that his eyes are infact not the size of dinner plates.
A Mock Salute And A Handful Of Sherbet Lemons
Dixie would like to insist that even though she is innocent, she is definitely manipulative. Besides, Christopher Avery deserved it.
Good Evening St Barnabas
Barnabas would like to let you all know that he is infact, not Barmy and his nickname is wholly blown out of proportion.
The Influential Allure Of Dimples
Dixie would like to be adamant that her dimples are cute, almost as much as Professor Longbottom would like to persist that he does not infact have ‘Victim’ written on his forehead.
It’s apparently not rational to call a truce with an opposing Quidditch Team member on the day of a match. Not rational at all.
Dixie would like to swear that she does not look like Mona Lisa. Gabriel King would like to persist that she does.
The Consequences of an Odd Day
Dixie knows he felt something, she knows it. He had to have.
So I Wear Wellies Instead Of High Heels, What’s It To You?
Gabe would like to inform the nation that Dixie knows how to create an awkward situation, not only that, but she can also take a lot of verbal abuse before she backchats. He’s as shocked as you.
Tempter Tantrums are the Highlight of this Day
Charisma would like to let you know that if you wish to talk to Dixie Pruitt without being insulted, now would be the time – lord only knows why.
I Am Seventeen, Big Blue Eyes, Wellies And Have Acrophobia.
Kellan and Archie would like to push their little sister from the house; she needs to get out more. Also, what is wrong with dressing up like superheroes? Nothing, that’s what, yeah, so back of Ministry.
I’m Going To Take My Fat-Arsed Glasses Off And Take That As A Compliment
Drew would like to bash it in to Dixie’s head that she looks like a red-lipped secretary with those glasses of her, that he did infact meet ‘her’ at the strip-monopoly bar and for crying out loud, will someone just give Freddy a damn tape-recorder?
Learning to walk is as hard as wearing big-boy pants at only a few months old
Dixie would like to offer up to the readers James’s supervillian cape, a tangle of rusty chains and a squeazy tube of fake blood. Any takers? Oh, and if Gabe is trying to get her in to that damned library, he would never take her alive!
You’ve Got To Love The Irony On That Woman
Freddy would like to let you know of the ordeals he went through to get here today, climbing through back windows, wearing his father’s clothes - and then there is the whole thing with a paint-brush-wielding little sister. But Dixie doesn’t care. She never did.
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