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Of Scouts and Futures.
All real ladies will follow the rules they believe in and screw the ones they don’t.
Of Vesper and Sea Urchins.
All real ladies will kiss their boyfriends in the manner that they choose, whether or not it’s proper for the situation and location.
Of Serenades and Socks.
All real ladies will deal with stress however they think it should be dealt with.
Of Dreams and Shower Stalls.
All real ladies will learn how to cast a really strong Silencing Charm, or else they’ll never have privacy for one day of their life.
Of Hogsmeade and Protection.
All real ladies will protect their family members viciously.
Of Owen and Lily.
All real ladies will scheme when it’s appropriate, and they try their hardest to stay out of the business of others, even their younger siblings and close family members.
Of Beauties and Beasts.
All real ladies will consider the consequences of their actions, but ignore them when necessary.
Of Kitchens and P.H.S.A.H.J.
All proper young ladies should be aware that sneaking down to the kitchens in the middle of the night, no matter the circumstances, is more than likely a bad idea.
Of Domlandia and James.
All real ladies will not be so distracted by new friends that they forget about old friends.
Of Super-Secret Pirate Agents and Moaning Myrtle.
All real ladies should not tell their boyfriends – or anyone else – about their super–secret pirate agent missions.
Of Babies and Holding Hair.
All real ladies will help their best friends in times of need, no matter what it takes.
Of Anger and Weddings.
All real ladies will not get too angry with their boyfriends when they keep secrets from them.
Of Girlfriends and Almost Proposals.
All real ladies will try not to beat their boyfriends over the head with a heavy and/or sharp object, even though it is a very tempting thing whenever they’re being especially agitating – the same goes for cousins and best friends.
Of Notes and Clean Hands.
All real ladies will never let other people be solely responsible for the dirty work.
Of Practices and Falling.
All real ladies will try to think about what they’re doing and when they’re doing it… before they actually do it.
Of Conflict and More Conflict.
All real ladies will sit back and let conflict unfold when they know they can’t help the problem.
Of Howlers and Not-Howlers.
All real ladies will know exactly how to handle a Howler when it arrives – run.
Of Letters and Parents.
All real ladies will check to see that something really is what she thinks it is before she goes insane about it.
Of Warts and Lies.
All real ladies will never let the blues get them down. If they can help it.
Of Chocolate and Holden.
All real ladies know the solution to the blues when they can’t help it – chocolate.
Of Fred and Strategies.
All real ladies will try to cooperate with their friends – after all, you can’t always get your way.
Of Delilah and Quadruple Dates.
All real ladies will try to like the significant others of their siblings, cousins, and friends – but sometimes, a she-devil is a she-devil, and there’s no avoiding that.
Of Cowards and Liars.
All real ladies will pretend to be excited in situations that warrant it… even when it’s entirely unfair.
Of Longbottom and Sincerity.
All real ladies will not crack under pressure in public.
Of Breakdowns and Bludgers.
All real ladies understand the importance of Quidditch. Quidditch. Is. Life.
Of Gwenog Jones and Brains.
All real ladies keep their promises, even when they don’t have to.
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