Search Home Read Write Forum Login Register
James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC, Lily/OC
Humor, Young Adult
Next Generation
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-08-08 3:44pm
Last Chapter
2014-05-07 4:56pm
Last Updated
2014-05-07 4:56pm

Track This Story: Feed

Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Scouts and Futures.

All real ladies will follow the rules they believe in and screw the ones they don’t.

4,303 23
2 Of Vesper and Sea Urchins.

All real ladies will kiss their boyfriends in the manner that they choose, whether or not it’s proper for the situation and location.

2,941 21
3 Of Serenades and Socks.

All real ladies will deal with stress however they think it should be dealt with.

3,089 22
4 Of Dreams and Shower Stalls.

All real ladies will learn how to cast a really strong Silencing Charm, or else they’ll never have privacy for one day of their life.

2,773 15
5 Of Hogsmeade and Protection.

All real ladies will protect their family members viciously. 

3,030 17
6 Of Owen and Lily.

All real ladies will scheme when it’s appropriate, and they try their hardest to stay out of the business of others, even their younger siblings and close family members.


3,051 15
7 Of Beauties and Beasts.

All real ladies will consider the consequences of their actions, but ignore them when necessary.

3,379 12
8 Of Kitchens and P.H.S.A.H.J.

All proper young ladies should be aware that sneaking down to the kitchens in the middle of the night, no matter the circumstances, is more than likely a bad idea.

2,496 14
9 Of Domlandia and James.

All real ladies will not be so distracted by new friends that they forget about old friends.

3,149 14
10 Of Super-Secret Pirate Agents and Moaning Myrtle.

All real ladies should not tell their boyfriends – or anyone else – about their super–secret pirate agent missions.

2,896 21
11 Of Babies and Holding Hair.

All real ladies will help their best friends in times of need, no matter what it takes.

2,543 21
12 Of Anger and Weddings.

All real ladies will not get too angry with their boyfriends when they keep secrets from them.

2,343 15
13 Of Girlfriends and Almost Proposals.

All real ladies will try not to beat their boyfriends over the head with a heavy and/or sharp object, even though it is a very tempting thing whenever they’re being especially agitating – the same goes for cousins and best friends.

2,158 14
14 Of Notes and Clean Hands.

All real ladies will never let other people be solely responsible for the dirty work.

2,550 16
15 Of Practices and Falling.

All real ladies will try to think about what they’re doing and when they’re doing it… before they actually do it.

2,536 18
16 Of Conflict and More Conflict.

All real ladies will sit back and let conflict unfold when they know they can’t help the problem.

2,318 21
17 Of Howlers and Not-Howlers.

All real ladies will know exactly how to handle a Howler when it arrives – run.

2,570 11
18 Of Letters and Parents.

All real ladies will check to see that something really is what she thinks it is before she goes insane about it.

1,919 20
19 Of Warts and Lies.

 All real ladies will never let the blues get them down. If they can help it.

3,160 9
20 Of Chocolate and Holden.

All real ladies know the solution to the blues when they can’t help it – chocolate. 

3,012 14
21 Of Fred and Strategies.

All real ladies will try to cooperate with their friends – after all, you can’t always get your way.

2,473 13
22 Of Delilah and Quadruple Dates.

All real ladies will try to like the significant others of their siblings, cousins, and friends – but sometimes, a she-devil is a she-devil, and there’s no avoiding that. 

3,259 11
23 Of Cowards and Liars.

All real ladies will pretend to be excited in situations that warrant it… even when it’s entirely unfair.

4,074 13
24 Of Longbottom and Sincerity.

 All real ladies will not crack under pressure in public. 

4,274 19
25 Of Breakdowns and Bludgers.

 All real ladies understand the importance of Quidditch. Quidditch. Is. Life.

2,067 17
26 Of Gwenog Jones and Brains.

 All real ladies keep their promises, even when they don’t have to.

951 14


Get access to every new feature the moment it comes out.

Register Today!
Need Help Writing Your Fanfic?

Write Your BEST Fanfic EVER In Our FREE 10 Day Fanfiction Writing Jumpstart Program!

  • Introduce Your Character Like A Rockstar! 🤘
  • Build GUT-CLENCHING Suspense 🔎
  • Drop into an Action Scene 💥
  • Develop a POWERFUL Romance 😍
  • How to Land an Ending 🍻
  • How To Make Writer's Block Your Best Friend ❤️
  • ...And more!
“The lessons that were offered helped me enormously. Suddenly it was easier to write scenes, imagine them and bring suspension and romance in it. I loved it! ​It helped me in a way other bloggers couldn’t and still can’t.” - Student