Lupin, Snape, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
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First Published
2010-07-07 21:40:01
Last Published Chapters
2011-06-13 14:40:53
Last Updated
2011-06-13 14:40:53
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue

Shopping for the twins...yay.

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2 A New Wand, a Party, and Some Horses

While Yolanda and the twin horrors get to go out to a party, I have to clean out the pool. Fun. Well, at least Callie's here.

3096 10
3 The Endless Summer

I hate summer. Really, I do. I know most people love summer because then there’s no school, and you can hang out with all of your friends all of the time. Huh. Not for me. I spend my summers cleaning and cooking and grocery shopping. This summer, for some reason, seemed like the slowest of all.

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4 House-Elves, Detentions, and Letters

             “Liz. Liz! ELIZABETH!!!!!” No. Please no. She could get into my dormitory? Why? Why couldn’t I be in Ravenclaw? Yolanda is way too stupid to get in through the door? (Speaking of which, then why is she a professor? What was Dumbledore thinking? He must really be off his rocker now.)

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5 Remind Me, What Am I Doing With My Life?

Why am I currently seated next to Alice and Frank while they are snogging? Oh, right. Alice dragged me here. I need to get me some new friends.

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6 My Life is a Big Ball of Poopage

Do you know how many outfits and shoes Yolanda has?

            647 outfits and 800 pairs of shoes.

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7 Winter Ball. Yay.

That reminds me. What happened to dream dude. Wasn’t I supposed to meet him outside the common room yesterday? Oops. I wonder if he actually waited all night. Unless he was talking about the Winter Ball? Which was it? I’m so confused.

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