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McGonagall, Neville, Draco, Scorpius, Albus, Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-06-25 11:53pm
Last Chapter
2010-12-08 8:39am
Last Updated
2010-12-08 8:39am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 What To Do When You Become Stricken With Jealous-Boyfriend-Itis

“If you want my sister to stick round, you have to show her that little things like an old friend getting transferred here doesn’t bother you. That your relationship isn’t worth that kind of strain,” Hugo tells me.

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2 What To Do When Sanity Becomes Questionable

“Well that was certainly… something,” she observes. “Something?” I repeat incredulously. “Your cousins are mad!” Rose laughs, shaking her head. “Don’t worry, it’s not genetic.” Yet.

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3 What To Do When Life Hands You Crazy Fan Girls

“I think this belongs to you,” they say, holding out my Potions textbook. I look up slowly, that familiar face of evil adorned with a creepy smile and simple black glasses. Did anyone order a crazy stalker fangirl? Because I’m pretty sure I didn’t.

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4 What To Do When Your Girlfriend's Best Friend Disapproves

I mean, come on Luce; is your vocabulary range really that small? The sorting hat certainly didn’t put you in Ravenclaw for your looks.…wait. I think that came out wrong. This should probably be kept between us. I’m already number one on her hit list; there’s not much else she can do to me, but still, I live in fear.

In fear of a sixteen year old girl.

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5 What To Do When You Suspect Your Nemesis of Foul Play

Lysander slaps me. A few people look round, raise eyebrows, and similar. My mouth is hanging open as I flex my jaw, rubbing the slightly stinging spot where his hand made painful contact. “You’re losing it, mate,” replies Lysander sadly.

I seem to be getting that a lot lately.

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6 What to Do When You're Forced On a Date

“Uh –”

“– what’s going on?” Rose finishes for me, looking at her best friend while I elbow mine in the side, demanding the same thing with my eyes. He just rubs the spot where I’d elbowed him and laughs like he doesn’t know what I’m talking about, but clearly, there’s something going on here.

I hate being out of the loop.

This is
MY plan.

Who died and made HIM King of the Plan? Cos it sure wasn’t me.

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7 What To Do When The Crazy Stalker Strikes Back, Part I

Great job, Scorp.

You’ve really stepped in it this time.

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8 What To Do When Your Holidays Get Off to a Bad Start

I don’t know what the obsession with peacocks is in this family. I, however, haven’t inherited the blind tolerance for them that my parents and grandparents before them clearly have.

Thank. Merlin.

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