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Rating
15+
Chapters
7
Words
5,177
Characters
Bellatrix, Voldemort, Neville, Draco
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Draco/Pansy
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
39
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-06-23 9:34pm
Last Chapter
2011-03-02 11:03am
Last Updated
2011-03-02 11:03am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Voldy Always Gets The Girl

Our dear friend Voldemort simeltaneously meets up with his girlfriend, Bellatrix Lestrange, and takes care of a little problem, Voldy style.

543 9
2 People Can Change

Now that Voldemort's love interest, Bellatrix, and one of his Death Eaters, Avery, are mad at him, he goes to seek comfort in the destruction of Harry Potter. So he pays a visit to one of his top followers. But it is not a Malfoy, or even Severus Snape. It's... could it be... Neville Longbottom?!
 

581 5
3 Torturing Mr. Twilight

After getting on Draco Malfoy's nerves and having a small confrontation with Bellatrix, Voldemort goes on to have a small battle with Harry Potter, until someone shows up who distracts them both...
 

744 6
4 Chillin' with a Villain

Our pal Voldy partakes in a short conversation with Draco Malfoy, and then partakes in something else with his dear evil Bellatrix, who might be warming up to him again...

871 8
5 Words of Wisdom

When Voldemort goes to visit Neville Longbottom and finds him reading a book entitled "12 Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches," he decides that it's a good time to talk to him about the frogs and the newts, or as the Muggles say, the birds and the bees...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

792 4
6 A Tiny Package

Neville decides to pay Voldy back for telling him (twice) about how babies are made. He gives him a gift that might change lives forever, or maybe even the fate of the wizarding world...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

885 5
7 Turning Time

Voldemort uses Neville's gift to go back to the graveyard from Potty Potter's fourth year and wreak some havoc.
 
 
 
 
 

761 2

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