Rating
Mature
Chapters
41
Words
102,009
Characters
Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Teddy/Victoire
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-04-14 3:11pm
Last Chapter
2010-07-18 12:00am
Last Updated
2010-12-05 8:05pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Of Rulebooks and Denial. All proper young ladies must always look lovely and appropriate for all types of outings. |
3,835 | 25 |
| 2 |
Of Hiding Spots and Hatred. All proper young ladies know that when present at an event, whether as a hostess or an attendee, they must be the perfect guest, and they must never disappear from the main party for very long. |
2,095 | 15 |
| 3 |
Of Allies and Scamanders. All proper young ladies must know how to properly greet someone, even if it is someone with whom they possess an intimate relationship. |
2,004 | 13 |
| 4 |
Of Realizations and Vulgarity. No proper young ladies would speak in a voice above a demure whisper, and they would never swear or curse, especially not in front of others; proper young ladies know vulgarity is unacceptable. |
2,803 | 15 |
| 5 |
Of Bets and Cousins. All proper young ladies must never be late for any event, not even fashionably so; on the same note, they must never be more than five minutes early, either. |
1,899 | 13 |
| 6 |
Of Middle Names and Secrets. All proper young ladies must know that secrets, whether theirs or someone else’s, are dangerous weapons to disclose to other people. |
2,006 | 12 |
| 7 |
Of Cloaks and Kisses. All proper young ladies must remember that eavesdropping is inappropriate no matter the circumstances. |
2,691 | 13 |
| 8 |
Of Letters and Homicides. All proper young ladies must never get themselves in situations they cannot explain. |
2,461 | 11 |
| 9 |
Of She-Devils and Comfort. All proper young ladies know how to comfort themselves when hurt. |
2,208 | 11 |
| 10 |
Of Paparazzi and Gossips. All proper young ladies avoid allowing the same mistake to be made twice. |
2,583 | 17 |
| 11 |
Of Snog-Attacks and Honor. All proper young ladies avoid meddling in the relationships of other people, nor should she pass judgment; it is not her business. |
2,223 | 13 |
| 12 |
Of Timetables and Fainting. All proper young ladies will never let their emotions get the best of them. |
1,538 | 9 |
| 13 |
Of Best Friends and Targets. All proper young ladies know who to befriend and who to avoid. |
2,254 | 17 |
| 14 |
Of Right Prats and Epiphanies. All proper young ladies know when they are in the wrong, and they are never angry for things people are justified to do, feel, or say. |
2,285 | 12 |
| 15 |
Of Kibbidge and Thestrals. All proper young ladies know that lying is, at all times, completely unacceptable and unforgivable- unless you are not caught doing such. |
2,728 | 12 |
| 16 |
Of Bludgers and Chasers. All proper young ladies would never try to intentionally hurt someone. |
3,075 | 14 |
| 17 |
Of Anger and Chances. All proper young ladies should always give handsome, polite young men, especially those with good families, at least once chance to win them over. |
2,652 | 22 |
| 18 |
Of Mornings and Death Eaters. All proper young ladies must listen and remember what people tell them, and they must never interrupt. |
1,832 | 12 |
| 19 |
Of Hungarian Horntails and Kicking. All proper young ladies must dress and behave properly when being courted by a young gentleman. |
2,992 | 17 |
| 20 |
Of Fireworks and Oscar. All proper young ladies avoid showing too much emotion around suitors; excessive excitement or irritation can be taken as weakness. |
2,291 | 20 |
| 21 |
Of Running and Moments. All proper young ladies are polite, even to those who have hurt them in the past. |
1,908 | 22 |
| 22 |
Of Parties and Hairdressers. All proper young ladies will always attend a party thrown by a family member if it is at all possible. |
2,389 | 15 |
| 23 |
Of Veritaserum and Questioning. All proper young ladies should only accept drinks at parties and events from the young gentleman whom they know well and trust. |
3,021 | 23 |
| 24 |
Of Puzzles and Loss. All proper young ladies always do the right thing. |
1,398 | 13 |
| 25 |
Of Hangovers and Plans. All proper young ladies should never take their anger out on anyone else. |
2,920 | 15 |
| 26 |
Of Revenge and Man-Candy. All proper young ladies know that revenge is not to be considered, no matter what. |
2,423 | 25 |
| 27 |
Of Words and Loyalties. All proper young ladies are always loyal to one man, and they do not allow themselves to maintain feelings for more than just him. |
2,275 | 25 |
| 28 |
Of Walking In and Walking Out. All proper young ladies will admit to being in the wrong and ask for forgiveness. |
2,988 | 17 |
| 29 |
Of Scones and Zabini. All proper young ladies will avoid being the damsel in distress. |
2,836 | 21 |
| 30 |
Of Quidditch-Playing Hippogriffs and Empty Threats. All proper young ladies will always be positive, even in the most disastrous of situations. |
2,052 | 18 |
| 31 |
Of Speeches and Death Wishes. All proper young ladies will never become too arrogant and full of themselves. |
2,559 | 17 |
| 32 |
Of Insult and Injury. All proper young ladies will never, ever be violent. |
2,685 | 14 |
| 33 |
Of Making Sense and Creating Chaos. All proper young ladies will always show the proper amount of concern when someone is injured or ill. |
1,748 | 10 |
| 34 |
Of Hospital Wings and Impatience. All proper young ladies will follow proper etiquette when visiting someone who is ill or injured. |
2,529 | 15 |
| 35 |
Of Invitations and Bride-e-morts. All proper young ladies will always respond in the proper time to any and all invitations they receive. |
1,964 | 15 |
| 36 |
Of Talk Shows and Defense. All proper young ladies will defend others when they are being unfairly criticized. |
2,615 | 13 |
| 37 |
Of Christmas and Vicious Circles. All proper young ladies will show the proper amount of excitement during holidays. |
2,787 | 48 |
| 38 |
Of Brides and Gwenog. All proper young ladies, when part of a bridal party, will always be there as the bride’s assistant, never taking care of their own personal affairs until the wedding is over and the newlyweds have departed for their honeymoon. |
3,138 | 19 |
| 39 |
Of Stories and Mistakes. All proper young ladies should wait to hear someone’s full explanation before becoming upset and making any rash decisions. |
3,507 | 19 |
| 40 |
Of Yellow Tulips and Goodbyes. All proper young ladies would never argue or have a private conversation during a public event or party. |
2,713 | 43 |
| 41 |
Of Standing Up and I Love Yous. All proper young ladies should do what they want to do, not what some bloody book says is the right thing. |
3,099 | 76 |
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