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Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Drama, Humor, Action/Adventure
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-03-02 6:45pm
Last Chapter
2010-05-25 8:38pm
Last Updated
2010-05-25 8:38pm

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1 Prologue: The Beginning of the End

You know, I guess that since I’m dying, I should do that whole cliché’ “life flashing before your eyes” thing. 
So here it is, folks. The story of the life of Peyton Suskind, as told by Peyton Suskind herself.

The story of how my best friend since age six turned evil and tried to kill me.

So far, it looks like he’s succeeded.

Thanks to Ronsgirl29 from the forums for the name Peyton!

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2 Chapter One: The Vow

Being nine is tough, especially when your best (and only) friend is as annoying as Conan is. Not to mention Teddy's comings and goings. But instead of wallowing in self-pity, I try to rise above it all.

I fail.



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3 Chapter Two: Potters and Weasleys and Malfoys... Are Annoying

So, I'm eleven and boarding the train to Hogwarts for my first year of wizarding education. Conan, of course, is by my side, and he's as annoying as always.

Luckily, Teddy was... occupied (a.k.a. snogging some girl), so we didn't get to see him before we got on the train. However, his family is another story... So now I'm stuck in a compartment with Conan, Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy, who got thrown- literally- into our presence.

Great. Just great.


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4 Chapter Three: Oh, the Nonexistant Joys of Being Sorted

After that indescribably horrible train ride, it looks like we're finally getting somewhere. But that somewhere might be our graves.

I mean, come on! If that path had been any more slippery we all would have careened down the slope and into the lake. And then the boats... I don't even want to think about them.

We all somehow make it to the castle, though, and we're ready to be Sorted.

Well, I'm not, but that doesn't really matter, does it?


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5 Chapter Four: What?



Well, that was unexpected and completely unwelcome.


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