Rating
Mature
Chapters
24
Words
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
2205
Status
WIP
First Published
2010-03-01 19:45:29
Last Published Chapters
2012-04-14 08:39:36
Last Updated
2012-04-14 08:39:36
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 chapter.one - Flight.

IT’S A BLOODY PIECE OF WOOD WITH A WONKY SPELL ON IT!

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2 chapter.two - Protector.

I’m such a bloke magnet. Rawr.

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3 chapter.three - Mistake.

“Take a deep breath, Ree.” Rose instructed, looking alarmed.
I shot her a dirty look. What does it look like I’m doing, woman? Baking a bloody cake?!

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4 chapter.four - Truth.

“That doesn’t make any sense.” Blue Eyes said.
“Your face doesn’t make any sense.” I retaliated.
“…that really doesn’t make any sense.”
This kid is so daft.

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5 chapter.five - Plan.

Apparently, I’m the type of girl who can climb underneath tables and no one would be concerned about her sanity.
Lovely.

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6 chapter.six - Tapestry.

Note to self: teach minions to understand lip-speak. Will make life much easier.

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7 chapter.seven - Clowns.

What? Why are you giving me that look? I’m tactless, remember?

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8 chapter.eight – Kissing.

Please excuse me while I take a moment to dry-heave in disgust.
 

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9 chapter.nine – Fear.

Have you ever had to deal with Psycho Rose before? No? Well, my friend, consider yourself lucky, because that is one thing that no one – no one – should have to witness. It is the reason for my insanity. I used to be normal once upon a time! Normal, I tell you!

Okay, I was never normal.
But still!

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10 chapter.ten – Destruction.

I mean, one of these days I’ll have a brain wave. It’s bound to happen sooner or later. I can’t be stupid forever, right? I’m not going to be stupid forever, right?! Right?!

RIGHT?!?
 
 

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11 chapter.eleven – Hidden.

Stupid pie. YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE.
 
 
 

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12 chapter.twelve – Princess.

Yeah, my sister isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I like to think that her stupidity isn’t genetic and I have somehow managed to be saved from that particular curse.
I mean, the fates can’t make me ugly and stupid. That’s just awful.

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13 chapter.thirteen - Trust.

That’s right! RUN, YOU LITTLE MIDGETS!
 
 
 
 

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14 chapter.fourteen - Dodge.

“You’re stupid.”
“Your face is stupid.”
Your mum is stupid!”
“Nuh-uh! Your mum is stupid!” Hugo retaliated. I opened my mouth to retort, but stopped to ponder the truth behind his words.
“You’re right, she is.”

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15 chapter.fifteen – Crescents.

Oh my god, someone please hit me.
 

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16 chapter.sixteen – Bewildered.

 “Nicky, you know that filter that’s supposed to go between your brain and your mouth?” Burly cut across.
“…yeah?”
“Perhaps you should invest in one.”
Blondie nodded vigorously. “I’ll definitely look into that.”
I smacked a hand to my forehead. Merlin’s striped trousers, these boys are completely wacko. 

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17 chapter.seventeen – Wild.

Why do all my friends find the need to curse up an F-Storm every time they’ve been pissed off? Does this say something about my pattern of friend-preferences? I think it does. I feel like this is a direct reflection of my personality and I should be worried.

Meh.

Maybe tomorrow.

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18 chapter.eighteen – Gone.

 “I’ll be really naked! Did you know I have abs? I have really strong abs! In fact, they’re almost like rocks –”
“Blue, shut up and go shower.”
“But my abs –!”
“GO!”

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19 chapter.nineteen - Catch.

Look at me, I’m such a ninja.
Double win. Of awesomeness. With nutella on top.
Bam.

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20 chapter.twenty – Adrenaline.

I sniffed disdainfully, wracking my brains for a suitable comeback.
“Yes.”

What a brilliant testament to my outstanding wit.

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21 chapter.twentyone – Mates.

“I’m thinking of expressing my devotion to Emma via the medium of interpretive dance.”

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22 chapter.twentytwo – Stone.

 The Gods seem to have been particularly bored today.

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23 chapter.twentythree – Cold.

Rose is like…a dormant volcano. She’ll be all sweet and lovely one second and then the next – bam, she’s gone psycho and suddenly everything’s on fire.

True story.

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24 chapter.twentyfour - Checkmate.

“Stalking me, Potter?”

He flashed another grin. “You caught me. I suppose I’ll have to give back the naked pictures and stop coming into your room at night to watch you sleep. But I won’t, so, let’s get back to the topic at hand here before you incarcerate me for distracting you.”

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