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Rating
Mature
Chapters
24
Words
93,892
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
2,205
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-03-01 7:45pm
Last Chapter
2012-04-14 8:39am
Last Updated
2012-04-14 8:39am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 chapter.one - Flight.

IT’S A BLOODY PIECE OF WOOD WITH A WONKY SPELL ON IT!

2,327 106
2 chapter.two - Protector.

I’m such a bloke magnet. Rawr.

4,870 63
3 chapter.three - Mistake.

“Take a deep breath, Ree.” Rose instructed, looking alarmed.
I shot her a dirty look. What does it look like I’m doing, woman? Baking a bloody cake?!

3,007 64
4 chapter.four - Truth.

“That doesn’t make any sense.” Blue Eyes said.
“Your face doesn’t make any sense.” I retaliated.
“…that really doesn’t make any sense.”
This kid is so daft.

2,581 79
5 chapter.five - Plan.

Apparently, I’m the type of girl who can climb underneath tables and no one would be concerned about her sanity.
Lovely.

3,959 64
6 chapter.six - Tapestry.

Note to self: teach minions to understand lip-speak. Will make life much easier.

2,799 85
7 chapter.seven - Clowns.

What? Why are you giving me that look? I’m tactless, remember?

4,395 60
8 chapter.eight – Kissing.

Please excuse me while I take a moment to dry-heave in disgust.
 

2,902 80
9 chapter.nine – Fear.

Have you ever had to deal with Psycho Rose before? No? Well, my friend, consider yourself lucky, because that is one thing that no one – no one – should have to witness. It is the reason for my insanity. I used to be normal once upon a time! Normal, I tell you!

Okay, I was never normal.
But still!

2,983 84
10 chapter.ten – Destruction.

I mean, one of these days I’ll have a brain wave. It’s bound to happen sooner or later. I can’t be stupid forever, right? I’m not going to be stupid forever, right?! Right?!

RIGHT?!?
 
 

2,345 119
11 chapter.eleven – Hidden.

Stupid pie. YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE.
 
 
 

3,953 82
12 chapter.twelve – Princess.

Yeah, my sister isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I like to think that her stupidity isn’t genetic and I have somehow managed to be saved from that particular curse.
I mean, the fates can’t make me ugly and stupid. That’s just awful.

4,317 90
13 chapter.thirteen - Trust.

That’s right! RUN, YOU LITTLE MIDGETS!
 
 
 
 

4,624 89
14 chapter.fourteen - Dodge.

“You’re stupid.”
“Your face is stupid.”
Your mum is stupid!”
“Nuh-uh! Your mum is stupid!” Hugo retaliated. I opened my mouth to retort, but stopped to ponder the truth behind his words.
“You’re right, she is.”

3,323 96
15 chapter.fifteen – Crescents.

Oh my god, someone please hit me.
 

5,258 97
16 chapter.sixteen – Bewildered.

 “Nicky, you know that filter that’s supposed to go between your brain and your mouth?” Burly cut across.
“…yeah?”
“Perhaps you should invest in one.”
Blondie nodded vigorously. “I’ll definitely look into that.”
I smacked a hand to my forehead. Merlin’s striped trousers, these boys are completely wacko. 

4,112 84
17 chapter.seventeen – Wild.

Why do all my friends find the need to curse up an F-Storm every time they’ve been pissed off? Does this say something about my pattern of friend-preferences? I think it does. I feel like this is a direct reflection of my personality and I should be worried.

Meh.

Maybe tomorrow.

4,102 77
18 chapter.eighteen – Gone.

 “I’ll be really naked! Did you know I have abs? I have really strong abs! In fact, they’re almost like rocks –”
“Blue, shut up and go shower.”
“But my abs –!”
“GO!”

5,502 95
19 chapter.nineteen - Catch.

Look at me, I’m such a ninja.
Double win. Of awesomeness. With nutella on top.
Bam.

3,914 135
20 chapter.twenty – Adrenaline.

I sniffed disdainfully, wracking my brains for a suitable comeback.
“Yes.”

What a brilliant testament to my outstanding wit.

2,685 76
21 chapter.twentyone – Mates.

“I’m thinking of expressing my devotion to Emma via the medium of interpretive dance.”

5,326 125
22 chapter.twentytwo – Stone.

 The Gods seem to have been particularly bored today.

4,254 81
23 chapter.twentythree – Cold.

Rose is like…a dormant volcano. She’ll be all sweet and lovely one second and then the next – bam, she’s gone psycho and suddenly everything’s on fire.

True story.

6,506 110
24 chapter.twentyfour - Checkmate.

“Stalking me, Potter?”

He flashed another grin. “You caught me. I suppose I’ll have to give back the naked pictures and stop coming into your room at night to watch you sleep. But I won’t, so, let’s get back to the topic at hand here before you incarcerate me for distracting you.”

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