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Waldo the Giant Squid is my Lover
Merlin hates me.
Meet Linda, My Evil Brain Twin
I will eat you alive with barbeque sauce.
My Quidditch Captain has Officially Gone Cooky.
God, you can kill me now. My life has been made. The reason for my living has been fulfilled. I will die a happy man.
…And Peter Henry Reaches a Whole New Level of Creepiness.
Peacocks are demonic birds that come straight from Satan.
Funky Werewolf Sexual Urges are Intense, Man.
Will whoever just sucked the air out of the room please put it back in? That would be greatly appreciated.
My Uncle is Actually A Robot. Yes, Really.
O mighty Zeus, is it too much to ask if you could kindly strike me dead with that master bolt of yours? Please?
“I think my ears just died.”
Maddy is Jesus. She Knows Everything. Really.
I am going to kill Peter Henry. Slowly and painfully. And then I will feed him to Waldo.
The End Sort Of
“Sometimes you don’t have enough words to describe something. Sometimes, even you can’t tell what’s happening. It just happens. And then, before you know it, everything’s been changed, and you find yourself not wanting to turn it back to the way it was before. Because, sometimes, you figure out right away that things happen for a reason; and good things…well, they don’t happen often, so you have to make the most of them.”
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