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Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
35,037
Characters
Teddy, Victoire, OC
Primary Relationship
Teddy/Victoire
Secondary Relationship(s)
OC/OC
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
400
Status
Completed
First Published
2010-01-19 12:40am
Last Chapter
2010-03-28 8:23am
Last Updated
2010-03-28 8:23am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Waldo the Giant Squid is my Lover

Merlin hates me.

3,876 63
2 Meet Linda, My Evil Brain Twin

I will eat you alive with barbeque sauce.
AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

3,227 36
3 My Quidditch Captain has Officially Gone Cooky.

God, you can kill me now. My life has been made. The reason for my living has been fulfilled. I will die a happy man.

3,272 31
4 …And Peter Henry Reaches a Whole New Level of Creepiness.

Peacocks are demonic birds that come straight from Satan.
Don't let those beautiful feathers fool you. 
Maddy knows best. After all, she was the girl who got chased around a whole zoo by them.
...sorry, Maddy, was I not supposed to tell them? My bad.

3,762 43
5 Funky Werewolf Sexual Urges are Intense, Man.

Will whoever just sucked the air out of the room please put it back in? That would be greatly appreciated.

4,832 44
6 My Uncle is Actually A Robot. Yes, Really.

O mighty Zeus, is it too much to ask if you could kindly strike me dead with that master bolt of yours? Please?

5,117 29
7 Vanilla Twilight

“I think my ears just died.”

3,594 31
8 Maddy is Jesus. She Knows Everything. Really.

I am going to kill Peter Henry. Slowly and painfully. And then I will feed him to Waldo.

3,937 31
9 The End Sort Of

“Sometimes you don’t have enough words to describe something. Sometimes, even you can’t tell what’s happening. It just happens. And then, before you know it, everything’s been changed, and you find yourself not wanting to turn it back to the way it was before. Because, sometimes, you figure out right away that things happen for a reason; and good things…well, they don’t happen often, so you have to make the most of them.”

3,420 92

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