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Rating
Mature
Chapters
6
Words
41,265
Characters
Molly, Draco, Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
128
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-01-17 10:28pm
Last Chapter
2013-07-02 7:20pm
Last Updated
2013-07-02 7:20pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 New Neighbors

“What just happened?” Fred asks me in monotone, too shocked to put emotion in his voice.

“It’s the Apocalypse,” I explain.

A Big Blonde Apocalypse.

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2 The Cook Out

“Rose,” Albus starts, turning to the blonde before him. “You know Scorpius.”

Time is moving so slow, I can feel the rotation of the earth.

“Uh.” My mouth snaps shut and then back open and then the cycle begins again.

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3 Muffins And Chicken

Albus Potter moves towards me and sees my reaction and follows my eyes. He spots Lily getting up and getting into the water right behind Scorpius, no questions asked. Albus shakes his head too, except he’s laughing.

“Maybe we should just get her a cardboard cut out of him.”

“So she can pray to it at night.”

“And make a shrine and collect his blonde hair.”

“Yep.”

“Yeah.”

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4 Teenage Tricks And Aussie Flicks

Oh, when life was simple and no one had to wax their private areas…

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5 Malfoy Family Drama

You do not tell a woman like Astoria Malfoy that you won’t go into her house.

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6 Bloody Noses

 A month has gone by since we first arrived at Big Blue and not once has he looked at me the way he is now. My cheeks grow hot but I can’t look away (to my utter embarrassment). I’m flushed in a matter of seconds. He sucks. Scorpius Malfoy is the absolute worst.

 

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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